Hmmmm Ouch!!

[Little Boy]

Last night I had football training and I went to have a shot at the same time someone went to tackle me. So I've now got a broken angle and torn ligaments... Is there any treatment or things to do to ease the pain a little please
Thanx
Jim

 

[Lamp]

Erm...I assume you've gone to the hospital for the broken ankle ?

They should have advised you what to take for the pain (if anything). I would take proper professional advice from your doctor / the hospital.

If they've already given you stuff, and the pain persists, call your doctor.

Keep the leg rested.

 

[Little Boy]

Erm...I assume you've gone to the hospital for the broken ankle ?

They should have advised you what to take for the pain (if anything). I would take proper professional advice from your doctor / the hospital.

If they've already given you stuff, and the pain persists, call your doctor.

Keep the leg rested.

Aye i went to the hospital last night... they put it in a cast and off i went... they gave me painkillers and that was it... shite hospital... its Portsmouth what do you expect
I have it on a nice big fluffy pillow atm

 

[Amildin]

Erm...I assume you've gone to the hospital for the broken ankle ?

They should have advised you what to take for the pain (if anything). I would take proper professional advice from your doctor / the hospital.

If they've already given you stuff, and the pain persists, call your doctor.

Keep the leg rested.

FH gives sound medical advice!

Jog it off tbh, footballers these days...

 

[tris-]

i suggest you cut the cast off as the hospital DO NOT know what theyre doing. most of the time it involves guess work and a random number generator in excel.

once youve hacksawed it off, id go with an intensive training routine to get you fit again.

 

[soze]

Go to Portsmouth Football club and make the most of the redknap un rest say he signed you as the next big thing and they need to help you recover asap. Then if your lucky you wont get rummbled and you will get great medical treatment and be back in half the time.

 

[Vladamir]

Ouch torn ligaments, unlucky Jim

 

[Lamp]

I also recommend back-2-back Futurama. Guaranteed to put a smile on your face. Unless you don't have a face, ofc

 

[Huntingtons]

or cutting off you penis and eating it, known to indian people to be the best cure for pain. i think it was the bukkake tribe of malaysia who invented this superb pain killer

 

[Lamp]

or cutting off you penis and eating it, known to indian people to be the best cure for pain. i think it was the bukkake tribe of malaysia who invented this superb pain killer

Would u eat your own willy ?

 

[Nate]

Get back out there and kick the shit out of him with your torn ligaments!

I think we're bringing up a wonderful little child here, you are the son of OT LittleBoy, don't go near cHo though ok. After the complete and utter failure that is Bugz we gotta get it right this time!

 

[Huntingtons]

Would u eat your own willy ?

on daily basis

 

[- English -]

say bye to your footballing career

 

[pikeh]

Would u eat your own willy ?

are you just trying to get everyone to self mutilate their own genitals with this and the Ball eating thread?!

im on to you lamp!!!

 

[Ezteq]

Oh Jim noooo!! i just replied to your email aswell which i assume was sent before this happened!

poor hopalongjimbob

and for the pain i'd suggest watching as many comedy thingies as you can laughter may not be the best meds but it sure is the cheapest!

get well soon me lil heffalump

xxxx

 

[Lamp]

Whats more worrying is that "Jim" seems to think FH is some sort of agony aunt column.
Don't rely on us for advice. Just cos we're older, doesn't mean we've matured into responsible adults. Some people here are still in pre-natal liquid form.

Whats next ? An OT Kindergarten section ? The "I hate my parents and I wish I was dead" thread ? A post about "I'm 13 and am having really wierd thoughts lately about girls" ? An entire section dedicated to "Whats this strange substance on my bedsheet?". The "I think I did a doo-doo in my trousers thread" ?