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found this joke on a danish internet site so ill try and translate it the best I can.
Hitler was dead and arrived at heavens gates, where a long line waited to be admitted. Hitler strode confidently past them to Saint Peter, who stood in the gates, and said "I want to get in",
"then you will have to stand in line" Saint Peter answered. "But im Adolf Hitler" "That has no influence on this matter, you will have to stand in line!" answered Saint Peter. Hitler then had to walk back and stand in line. A little while later a young Jew arrived, he went directly up to Heavens Gates, where Saint Peter respectfully opened the gates for him and admitted him. Hitler who with mounting rage had followed this incident, stormed up to Saint Peter and spit out "HOW CAN HE GO STRAIGHT IN, WHEN I HAVE TO STAND IN LINE!"
"It was the bosses son" answered Saint Peter with a wry smile.
Hitler was dead and arrived at heavens gates, where a long line waited to be admitted. Hitler strode confidently past them to Saint Peter, who stood in the gates, and said "I want to get in",
"then you will have to stand in line" Saint Peter answered. "But im Adolf Hitler" "That has no influence on this matter, you will have to stand in line!" answered Saint Peter. Hitler then had to walk back and stand in line. A little while later a young Jew arrived, he went directly up to Heavens Gates, where Saint Peter respectfully opened the gates for him and admitted him. Hitler who with mounting rage had followed this incident, stormed up to Saint Peter and spit out "HOW CAN HE GO STRAIGHT IN, WHEN I HAVE TO STAND IN LINE!"
"It was the bosses son" answered Saint Peter with a wry smile.
