Hey Middies, hoped you enjoyed the naked Abion woman party

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minstrel_kyra

Guest
Here we are, trying to enjoy Lunar's hen party hunt and decide to take a keep in Midgard, but naked. *what can i say, we love a challenge*

But then the mids killed us all... :(

They lingered quite a while, blew us kisses and such. Can only imagine what they were saying in /g and /as.


I am quite disappointed Solid didn't show up, was hoping to dance for him ;)

Oh well, maybe next time. We plan to make our ladies only hunt a more common event. We won't tell you when or where but please just sit back and enjoy the show :)


Looking forward to hear what was being said and your thoughts on seeing 1.5 fg of gorgeous albion women and our pet flesh.
 
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Stormsteel

Guest
Sorry for killing you gals like that :( - but you know how hard it to stop a fight when its started.

Here is an edited log for your pleasure:

4,[Guild] Stormsteel: "lol we keeled 10 naked albs ;)"
1,Asgvas says, "jesus"
4,[Guild] Puk: "haha storm, where?"
4,[Guild] Dwendorine: "was kinda funny not to say very funny"
4,[Guild] Stormsteel: "amgo"
1,Asgvas says, "wtf is all there armour?"
1,Ulvatar says, "lol"
4,[Guild] Solidec: "very nice"
1,Kiria yells, "MURDERERS!!! "
1,Urgurr says, "omg:)"
11,[Alliance] Stormsteel: "10 naked albs dead at amgo ;)"
1,Asgvas says, "wtf happened here?"
1,Ulvatar says, "we killed them and stole there armours"
1,Demise says, "they came thru naked"
1,Demise says, "and we raped em"
1,Urgurr says, "they are naked"
1,Asgvas says, "they maybe wanted to talk"
4,[Guild] Dwendorine: "we didnt just kill 10 naked albs...we killed 10 naked Alb Chicks :)"
1,Grivne yells, "OK, WHO ASSRAPED THIS SKIRT BOY?!"
4,[Guild] Puk: "ROFL"
1,Demise yells, "move outta way i want a screenie lol"
4,[Guild] Puk: "lesbian action"
1,Demise says, "rofl"
3,[Party] Ulvatar: "rofl fun tho"
3,[Party] Harst: "Creepy albs..."
4,[Guild] Dwendorine: "this is gonna be posted on forum 10 naked alb chicks trying to seduce middies :"
3,[Party] Harst: "I thought Hibs, even Mids was a bit creepy... But this... Oh'man"
4,[Guild] Puk: "you got screenies?"
4,[Guild] Stormsteel: ":D"
3,[Party] Alien: "weird"
4,[Guild] Dwendorine: "ya got screenies "
4,[Guild] Alien: "this is so so so twisteed"
1,Grivne says, "blew"
1,Kiria yells, "OHHHH NOOO IT`S BLEJ! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN"
1,Grivne says, "drunk again blej"
1,Demise says, "we had an orgy;o"
1,Blejsisarus says, "what is this? why dont they have cloth? :D"
1,Azurat says, "ugly albs"
1,Ulvatar says, "zerg raped by HH"
1,Kiria says, "and only fecking girls, no fun 2 look at :)"
1,Blejsisarus says, "HH ? what is that? :)"
1,Asgvas says, "why they not releaseing?"
1,Grivne says, "raped as in ganked, or raped <:::> raped?"
1,Harst says, "They just want attention... Silly albs."
1,Dwendorine says, "they are waiting formore "
1,Stomper says, "Getting used to eating our soil ;p"
1,Dwendorine yells, "lets gangbang em : D"

1,Ulvatar says, "eeek demnise put ure cloths on again "
1,Ulvatar yells, "PLZZ"
1,Dwendorine yells, "lets all takeof our clothes and learn to know one another :)"
1,Dwendorine yells, "who starts the Camp fire?"
1,Stomper says, "Someone get the Swarfega and lets all get NAKED ;P"
4,[Guild] Alien: "this is so so so so weird, these albs. how just.. odd"
 
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minstrel_kyra

Guest
Okay well maybe i didn't want to know, that was just crude :(


we were just having fun... geez
 
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Fightersuntzu

Guest
Kinky :) <just kidding, just kidding :p >

Gah, damn mids, ganking the cute ladies on their hunt....<boos loudly and throws rotten fruits at [edit: oops] vindsaul whilst yelling loudly>
 
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Solid

Guest
omg I missed it :(

Kyra sweety gimme a send and u can do a private dance for me, i even let u tie me up if u want, just to be precautious of course :D
 
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Fightersuntzu

Guest
Gah Solid!

/me grabs Solid and feeds him to Legion.....

damn thanes. <wanders off muttering>
 
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minstrel_kyra

Guest
/em finds a shiny new weapon to distract fighter with ...

/em stealths and runs off to Midgard for a midnight rendezvous...

/em sees large army of albion men at the mile gate led by a few of her well meaning friends (ie self-appointed guardians) and turns around...

*to be continued...* :)
 
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old.Atrox

Guest
I didnt dare to mention this in /gu or /g,
I knew that atleast 50% of our Avrakr defenders would rush up to Odins...
 
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minstrel_kyra

Guest
Yeah I mentioned it on our /as after we died. None of Albion's finest came to rez us or seek vengence for our untimely demise.


Gee thanks guys :(
 
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Garnet

Guest
/Cheer to the norsewoman who gave 2 kisses to my corpse :)

We were just having a little bit of fun :)

....next time trolls.....dont squash us with your big feet :)
 
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old.windforce

Guest
lot of naked man in emain yesterday
asked the wizzies not to port them but Liste bribed Visur

thank god the middie zerg was punctual
couldn't watch it anymore
 
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LunarDarkShadow

Guest
That would have been Jupitus's stag party ;)
 
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Jupitus

Guest
Originally posted by minstrel_kyra
Yeah I mentioned it on our /as after we died. None of Albion's finest came to rez us or seek vengence for our untimely demise.


Gee thanks guys :(
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... well naturally I would have been coming to rescue you all.... had it not been for the flaggons of ale and whiskey in me, and the fact that I was lying face down, taking a snooze, in a purple dress at Dun Crim..... ;)
 
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The Real Redi

Guest
Dammit! all that booze went to my head, and im presently asleep naked, in the depths of Mithra of all places... :rolleyes:

oh well, a most amusing stag fight whilst i was with you Jupitus, and i hope you ladies had just as much on your hen fight. even if it did end in naked deadness...

:clap: :clap: :clap:
 
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cHodAX

Guest
Only a bunch of gay Mids could kill 10 stunning Alb ladies, be a real man like Solid damnit and try to get yourself an Alb pet sexslave! :)
 
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minstrel_kyra

Guest
Anyone want to post some screenies for our readers? I have some but can't right now....hoping someone else will...
 
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Fightersuntzu

Guest
Originally posted by minstrel_kyra
/em finds a shiny new weapon to distract fighter with ...
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Have to do better than that kyra, i see through deceit :D Besides. I dont need no weapons :D

/em throws rotten fruit at solid
 
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old.Isos

Guest
oooo damn I missed it :( :(

was having some problems thats why I had to log =(
 
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Murcalumis

Guest
Originally posted by minstrel_kyra
Oh well, maybe next time. We plan to make our ladies only hunt a more common event. We won't tell you when or where but please just sit back and enjoy the show :)
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Ooh! Can I come? I do a very convincing girlie impression! Ask any Templar! And just to prove it - my list of girlie things:

I was a bridesmade at Myste and Hendrick's wedding,
I frequently try to solo big scary monsters (such as the Wrath of Morded) in a dress,
My dress sense is unparalleled (and no, I'm not saying it's good here!),
I look after my nails.

Clearly a woman! Just give me the date and time of the next one! ;)
 
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minstrel_kyra

Guest
Sorry Vincible, but if we turned down Chodax to join us (and we all know how girly he is!) we sure as heck can't let an armsman join in. :)

Hmm on second thought, perhaps you can be the entertainment for after our long day of conquering the realm. I shall talk to the ladies and see what they think :)


Oh and thank you for the screenie dwendorine, hope everyone got a laugh out of that. :) Oh, I'm the highlander woman directly infront of the door with her purple boots still on. Next to me is Lunar, on the right. And to the left of me is Galalissa.
 
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Murcalumis

Guest
Originally posted by minstrel_kyra
Sorry Vincible, but if we turned down Chodax to join us (and we all know how girly he is!) we sure as heck can't let an armsman join in. :)
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<puppy dog eyes> Pwease?
 
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Ottar

Guest
Sending their womenfolk in first is a new trend methinks. Not many nights ago, a blond albion maiden showed up at AMGO, named Buffers (or similar). Blowed kisses, then beckoned both me and Kryin towards nearby forest to lure us away from our duties. As we proudly refused the temptation, she then procceeded to repeatedly throw herself down from the wall in frustration, leaving us only her grave to remember her by.. Very romantic.

Ottar
 
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Garnet

Guest
Vincible maybe you can join us if you can wax your legs and other things :)
 
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