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Hi Laz, I noticed in another thread that you go by the name Jack Schitt. Well I just found a bit of your family history:
(sorry about caps, couldn't be arsed to retype it)
WHO IS JACK SCHITT?
THE LINEAGE IS FINALLY REVEALED. MANY PEOPLE ARE AT A LOSS FOR A RESPONSE
WHEN SOMEONE SAYS, "YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SCHITT", NOW YOU CAN INTELLECTUALLY
HANDLE THE SITUATION.
JACK IS THE ONLY SON OF AWE SCHITT AND O SCHITT. AWE SCHITT, THE FERTILISER
MAGNET, MARRIED O SCHITT, THE OWNER OF NEEDEEP SCHITT INC. THEY HAD THE ONE
SON , JACK. IN TURN JACK SCHITT MARRIED NOE SCHITT AND THE DEEPLY RELIGIOUS
COUPLE PRODUCED SIX CHILDREN: HOLIE SCHITT. FULLA SCHITT, GIVA SCHITT, BULL
SCHITT AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST THE TWINS DEAP SCHITT AND DIPP SCHITT.
AGAINST HER PARENTS WISHES, DEAP SCHITT MARRIED DUMB SCHITT, A HIGH SCHOOL
DROPOUT. HOWEVER. AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR FIFTEEN YEARS, JACK AND NOE SCHITT
DIVORCED. NOE SCHITT LATER MARRIED TED SHERLOCK AND, BECAUSE HER KIDS WERE
LIVING WITH THEM, SHE WANTED TO KEEP HER PREVIOUS NAME. SO SHE WAS THEN
KNOWN AS NOE SCHITT SHERLOCK. MEANWHILE, DIPP SCHITT MARRIED LODA SCHITT AND
THEY PRODUCED A SON OF NERVOUS DISPOSITION, CHICKEN SCHITT. TWO OTHER OF THE
SIX CHILDREN, FULLA SCHITT AND GIVA SCHITT, WERE INSEPARABLE THROUGHOUT
CHILDHOOD AND SUBSEQUENTLY MARRIED THE HAPPENS BROTHERS IN A DUEL WEDDING.
THE SCHITT HAPPENS WERE DAWG, BYRD AND ORSE. BULL SCHITT, THE PRODIGAL SON,
LEFT HOME TO TOUR THE WORLD. HE RECENTLY RETURNED FROM ITALY WITH HIS NEW
BRIDE PISA SCHITT.
SO, THERE YOU ARE, WHEN SOMEONE SAYS, "YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SCHITT", YOU CAN
CORRECT THEM.
Of course we here could just as easily say "we play CS with him" but no one else would get it.
(sorry about caps, couldn't be arsed to retype it)
WHO IS JACK SCHITT?
THE LINEAGE IS FINALLY REVEALED. MANY PEOPLE ARE AT A LOSS FOR A RESPONSE
WHEN SOMEONE SAYS, "YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SCHITT", NOW YOU CAN INTELLECTUALLY
HANDLE THE SITUATION.
JACK IS THE ONLY SON OF AWE SCHITT AND O SCHITT. AWE SCHITT, THE FERTILISER
MAGNET, MARRIED O SCHITT, THE OWNER OF NEEDEEP SCHITT INC. THEY HAD THE ONE
SON , JACK. IN TURN JACK SCHITT MARRIED NOE SCHITT AND THE DEEPLY RELIGIOUS
COUPLE PRODUCED SIX CHILDREN: HOLIE SCHITT. FULLA SCHITT, GIVA SCHITT, BULL
SCHITT AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST THE TWINS DEAP SCHITT AND DIPP SCHITT.
AGAINST HER PARENTS WISHES, DEAP SCHITT MARRIED DUMB SCHITT, A HIGH SCHOOL
DROPOUT. HOWEVER. AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR FIFTEEN YEARS, JACK AND NOE SCHITT
DIVORCED. NOE SCHITT LATER MARRIED TED SHERLOCK AND, BECAUSE HER KIDS WERE
LIVING WITH THEM, SHE WANTED TO KEEP HER PREVIOUS NAME. SO SHE WAS THEN
KNOWN AS NOE SCHITT SHERLOCK. MEANWHILE, DIPP SCHITT MARRIED LODA SCHITT AND
THEY PRODUCED A SON OF NERVOUS DISPOSITION, CHICKEN SCHITT. TWO OTHER OF THE
SIX CHILDREN, FULLA SCHITT AND GIVA SCHITT, WERE INSEPARABLE THROUGHOUT
CHILDHOOD AND SUBSEQUENTLY MARRIED THE HAPPENS BROTHERS IN A DUEL WEDDING.
THE SCHITT HAPPENS WERE DAWG, BYRD AND ORSE. BULL SCHITT, THE PRODIGAL SON,
LEFT HOME TO TOUR THE WORLD. HE RECENTLY RETURNED FROM ITALY WITH HIS NEW
BRIDE PISA SCHITT.
SO, THERE YOU ARE, WHEN SOMEONE SAYS, "YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SCHITT", YOU CAN
CORRECT THEM.
Of course we here could just as easily say "we play CS with him" but no one else would get it.
