Here we go again

[granny]

Will they never get tired of peddling this shite excuse for journalism?

 

[xane]

Certainly they don't seem to view video game age certificates with the same degree of respect they would cinema, for example.

Oh yeah thats right, I have never ever ever seen a single under-18 in the audience in all the X-rated films I watched in the flicks

 

[granny]

X-rated? Not 18 cert?

*raises eyebrows*

 

[nath]

Actually that article was quite good. It wasn't anti the game itself, it was saying parent's need to take this shit more seriously.



edit: anyone know when vice is city going to be out on pc?

 

[.Cask]

But some British parents are concerned the video, which should not be sold to under-18s, may be accessed by children.

Then

However, he feared some parents could nonetheless succumb to pressure and buy the game for their offspring, despite the warnings.

They're just moaning that they can't park their kids in front of the computer/tv anymore and let that teach them their moral values.

 

[legendario]

Originally posted by nath
edit: anyone know when vice is city going to be out on pc?

Not for a very long time i hear

I got for meh ps2 today tho

 

[granny]

That's a fucking big spider Cask. Have you found it yet?

 

[.Cask]

I took the picture of him then uploaded to the PC, and when I went back to find him he'd gone. Occasionally I see him running along the skirting board - but it's the psychological damage which is the problem.

Started get nightmares where I'm in bed surrounded by huge spiders. Never used to be too bothered by them but I've seen too many big bastards with big fangs lately

 

[xane]

Originally posted by granny
X-rated? Not 18 cert?

/me shows age

 

[xane]

Originally posted by .Cask
I took the picture of him then uploaded to the PC, and when I went back to find him he'd gone. Occasionally I see him running along the skirting board - but it's the psychological damage which is the problem.

Started get nightmares where I'm in bed surrounded by huge spiders. Never used to be too bothered by them but I've seen too many big bastards with big fangs lately

He's a cracker, I love big ol' spiders, the bigger they are the hungrier and they keep all the real pests in check. I never kill them, if I am bothered then they just get chucked outside (where they probably become bird meat).

Worth noting that nearly all species of spider are venomous, it is how they kill prey, but most lack the right fangs for piercing skin

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by .Cask
I've seen too many big bastards with big fangs lately

somehow this scares me.

I once woke up to find a large spider dancing about on my arm. I yelled and flicked my arm out launching the spider off into space. Turning on the light, I searched the entire room for the damn beastie and couldn't find it anywhere :/

 

[granny]

Originally posted by xane
Worth noting that nearly all species of spider are venomous, it is how they kill prey, but most lack the right fangs for piercing skin

Way to go calming Cask's irrational night terrors cama

 

[xane]

Bedtime reading

 

[S-Gray]

I fucking hate Spiders, i usually get a few running from behind my PC and im wondering.. *Where the fuck..* a few weeks ago one big bastard spider come from under my door and was heading to my feet, in a swift panic i blew hard (oo'er ) and it turned around.

Hate spiders in the Bathroom... always gives me that fear of "Aracnaphobia":uhoh:

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
I once woke up to find a large spider dancing about on my arm. I yelled and flicked my arm out launching the spider off into space. Turning on the light, I searched the entire room for the damn beastie and couldn't find it anywhere :/

Can't stand the eight legged freaks myself, ever since I was young. I woke in the night and reached out to my bedside table for a sip of a drink which was sitting there. Put the glass back down and felt a tickle on my nose, as I itched it I felt my finger brush something and a thud as it hit the floor.....yep you guessed it, it was the spider in cask's picture

I live in hertfordshire and we get shed loads of them in the summer.....can of RAID on standby for such instances

 

[milou]

I'm not a fan but I try to never kill spiders even ones-with-guns similar to Cask's lodger or ones with evil intent.

A theory (albeit an irrational one) is that if you think of them, then they will appear :/ (and usually in pairs).

Enough!

 

[Trem]

They call them the Hertford Horrors don't they?

Last week Samm went and had a bath, I told her to shout me when she was out then I would go up to bed. About half an hour later she shouts so I toddle off upstairs, as I reached the top of the stairs she was walking out the bedroom, I glanced at her and noticed something on her forehead, yep you guessed it, it was a medium sized spider.....just sitting on her head(must of been on the towel), being the true gentlemen I laughed my fucking tits off as she screamed and jumped up and down shaking her head.

 

[Lester]

Originally posted by Super_Gray[SG]
I fucking hate Spiders, i usually get a few running from behind my PC and im wondering.. *Where the fuck..* a few weeks ago one big bastard spider come from under my door and was heading to my feet, in a swift panic i blew hard (oo'er ) and it turned around.

Hate spiders in the Bathroom... always gives me that fear of "Aracnaphobia":uhoh:

That would be arachnophobiaphobia then?

 

[Lester]

Back on topic huzzah!

Just read this...


Press Associates: 8-11-02. – 11:26 am GMT.

Peter Tatchell.

Grand Theft Auto Pulled From Stores

Several major chains have withdrawn a new computer game from sale today after several child protection bodies voiced their outrage at it’s violent content. All the major supermarket chains have taken the stock off their shelves this morning, with more expected throughout the day.

Grand Theft Auto, a computer game, contains scenes of extreme violence, cop-killing, car theft and unlawful sexual activities, which are totally unsuitable for children according to Mary Gray, spokesperson for the Federation Against Guns in Games Or Theatres, a pressure group formed by concerned parents.

“I have direct experience of how these games can affect children, in a bad way” said Mrs Gray from her Merseyside home. “My son Alan was once a normal boy who used to play with other children in the neighbourhood, but now he spends every waking hour in his room playing with himself”

“I have written to my M.P. about these games and have even taken Alan to the doctors to no avail. The doctor says it is normal for young boys to play with themselves in their rooms, but Alan just never stops. There should be a mass debate about this in parliament.”

Jeffrey Archer is 56.

 

[Trem]

LMAO at the F.A.G.G.O.T

 

[xane]

Originally posted by oldlester
That would be arachnophobiaphobia then?

I was afraid you'd say that - sort of arachnophobiaphobiaphobia.

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by Tremor.
They call them the Hertford Horrors don't they?

Last week Samm went and had a bath, I told her to shout me when she was out then I would go up to bed. About half an hour later she shouts so I toddle off upstairs, as I reached the top of the stairs she was walking out the bedroom, I glanced at her and noticed something on her forehead, yep you guessed it, it was a medium sized spider.....just sitting on her head(must of been on the towel), being the true gentlemen I laughed my fucking tits off as she screamed and jumped up and down shaking her head.

ROFL


so...you've been denied sex for how long?

 

[Trem]

Whats this sex you speak of?

 

[Testin da Cable]

it's uh....um....you know. like pr0n, only analog.

 

[.Cask]

but now he spends every waking hour in his room playing with himself

All boys have to grow up, mum

 

[S-Gray]

*not Scouser* *not Merseyside*

 

[Trem]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
it's uh....um....you know. like pr0n, only analog.

Funniest thing this week^^^^^^^^^

 

[Lester]

Originally posted by Tremor.


Funniest thing this week^^^^^^^^^

OYYYYY!!!


no, you're right twas clever too

 

[doh_boy]

Originally posted by oldlester
Back on topic huzzah!

Just read this...


Press Associates: 8-11-02. – 11:26 am GMT.
The doctor says it is normal for young boys to play with themselves in their rooms, but Alan just never stops. There should be a mass debate about this in parliament.”

ummm MASSdebate lol

 

[~YuckFou~]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
it's uh....um....you know. like pr0n, only analog.