Help weebl keep his part time job!

[Delket]

Ok so on tuesday i was sposed to be at work early for my part time job really early, but cos i was reading these forums all night didnt get to bed till 4
So anyways i woke up 4.5 hours after i was sposed to be at work and didnt go

So ladies and getns, what shall i use as an excuse tomorra when i go in (cos i know im in the shit )

 

[Teh Fonz!!1]

Emergency visit to the hospital.

Worked for me.

 

[Tenko]

Yeah, use fonz's excuse. Got any bandages? wrap your ankle in them for a week and say you slipped on some ice, hurt your back and ankle but luckily it was justa strain

 

[Teh Fonz!!1]

No way they can tell you off for that.

Creating an injury is also helpful. Get someone to punch you and say you fainted and fell over and banged your head or something.


Depends on what you're willing to do to keep the job.

 

[Delket]

Yer boss, gombear fireballed me, soz!


work?

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

For the mere price of your soul, I'll fix everything.

 

[Delket]

Done

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Sign here please

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Your name here
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[Delket]

Got a pen?

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

/sticks a feather through Delkets skin so it gets covered in blood

Here ye go.

 

[Delket]

Have you just forgotten all those years i brought you pie ?

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

/kidnaps Delket so he can turn him into a skeleton minion.
Start cooking!

 

[Delket]

How can i put my trademark piece of fingernail in then to give it flavour

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

You be quiet!
/burns a mark in delket.

 

[Delket]

You makin this egg angry!

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

/boils, fries and scrambles Delket.

 

[Delket]

/hatches a plan






Get it, hehe?

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

/throws Delket into the lava pit

 

[Delket]

/resists the effect

 

[Damini]

Originally posted by Delket
/hatches a plan






Get it, hehe?

That made me laugh a silly amount.

I'm obviously over-tired and must sleep.

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Good grief...

But since you removed the silly carebear spell, I shall overlook it.

 

[Delket]

Awww you wouldnt hurt damini
No-one can, she is invincible, like boris from goldeneye

 

[SFXman]

"I had to write many short pieces of text to keep a place running. Took me ages."