Help me waste my money! £££

[eggy]

Every month I try and buy something that will;

a) improve my standard of living
b) burn a medium to large hole in my wallet
c) fill another preverbial hole in my life

Previous months recently I have purchased a new computer, MP3 player, loooooads of clothes...I need ideas!

HELP ME WASTE MY MONEY!

 

[Thorwyn]

buy and build a mame cabinet

http://www.slikstik.com/

 

[cHodAX]

top quality surround sound speaker system

portable divx player with built in 7inch lcd

DELL widescreen 24inch lcd (got the 20inch myself and it rocks)

 

[Tesla Monkor]

Size does matter!

 

[Outlander]

get prostitutes!

 

[Bahumat]

Every month I try and buy something that will;

a) improve my standard of living
b) burn a medium to large hole in my wallet
c) fill another preverbial hole in my life

Previous months recently I have purchased a new computer, MP3 player, loooooads of clothes...I need ideas!

HELP ME WASTE MY MONEY!

I dont think you can buy a life....usually have to get one lol

go brag somewhere else

 

[Adoctor]

get prostitutes!

i thought the same thing

 

[eggy]

I dont think you can buy a life....usually have to get one lol

go brag somewhere else

I'm not bragging. I earn a miserable wage, so I do what I can with it, and I need some advice on the most funky things out there!

 

[Bugz]

Buy random stuff on ebay !

 

[Outlander]

kill yourself by eating all your money!

 

[Espen]

buy a gum-machine.. one of those big ones you can have standing on the floor.. push the button and a round gum pops out..

 

[fae]

i always spend all i can as well, might as well enjoy it while you can.

ebay is not too bad an idea

 

[cHodAX]

Personally I would get one of these...

http://www.aria.co.uk/ProductInfoComm.asp?ID=18121

...saw one in the showroom the otherday and it is breathtaking, made my 20inch look a bit puny.

 

[Alan]

Heres some links where you can spend your cash.

Great stuff here
Cool stuff here too
Spend your cash here too !
Best place to burn your cash
Or try here ?

And loads loads loads more exist.

Im on a VERY tight budget each month, but still find cash for some of the above.

 

[Deepfat]

Why not go for a nice weekend away with significant other? Always a treat!

 

[Lamp]

Just a few stupid suggestions:

- Um place the cash you were going to waste in a high interest account
- Invest in property.
- Invest in blue-chip US equities
- Buy call or put options on pan-Euro equities and hedge by holding the stock
- Speculate in intra-day cable trading (GBP - USD)

 

[Ryuno]

Just give it to me and i'll sort it out for you.

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

Eggy d00d dont' listen to them .. well maybe about the prozzies ... but i have a better idea.

From your post i take it you want somthing that will last more than 1 day ..

so 2 choices....

1. laziboy chair ( they rox0r- can even get swivel chair ones).

2. mail order bride.

 

[cHodAX]

ones).

2. mail order bride.

Bingo! Now thats a winner!

 

[Ezteq]

Hmm maybe instead of buying stuff you could join a class of some sort? dunno what your in to but if you want to learn a language, do a photography course, martial arts etc something you can use in the future.

Failing that how about:

a whirlitzer(sp?) jukebox you know the ones with the flourescent tubing and bubbles.

a pin ball machine

a pool table/ air hockey table

vintage arcade machine then you can put all your 20p's in that like a giant piggy bank with space invaders.

vibrating arm chair with flippy out leg rest and small fridge in arm

set of laser guns and target bands so you can go out with your mates and shoot eachother (used to do this years ago when i first left home was so funny)

any hoo if none of them work you could always buy shares in my guinnes pigs, send your money to me and i'll give it a good home.

 

[Lothoras]

umm.. what about.. brand new comp for me and upgrade for this as bb comp! thanks in advance

 

[Jaem-]

Make a baby, they cost alot and ain't just for christmas!

Does most of those you asked for.

 

[Sissyfoo]

Save your money up for a few months and then spend it all on a massive prostitue/drug/booze-fueled orgy!! It may cost you all your money and you will probably end up with 18 different STDs but, by GOD, you will remember it forever!!

 

[DocWolfe]

buy loads of heroin and become a drug addict! Definately a life improvement thing, beats daoc... until ofc you run out of veins and have to start injecting into you eye

 

[Sissyfoo]

You could always inject it into the tip of your penis! Major rush...major pain as well!

 

[Deld]

Snooker table, decent one would set you back a bit

Wait till september time, PSP

 

[ilaya]

Gordon Strachan?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Here's a list of 20:

1. Booze.
2. Alcohol.
3. Moonshine.
4. Beer.
5. Spirits.
6. Drinks.
7. Soup.
8. Liquors.
9. Happy Juice.
10. Crystaaaaaal.
11. Confuzzalator in a bottle.
12. The "thang!"
13. Methanol.
14. Wood spirit.
15. Stlong Stuff.
16. Whiskey.
17. Brewzy and Friends.
18. The giggle brothers in a barrel.
19. Fansy Pansy Ruby Red
20. The start and end of all evil.

 

[Overdriven]

Sony 70" XBR® Grand WEGA™ HDTV (KDF-70XBR950)
SON KDF70XBR950 • 70" rear-projection TV
• Built-in HD tuner
• Widescreen (16:9) • Dynamic digital audio
• A/V versatility
• Picture-in-picture


$6999.99

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

Sony 70" XBR® Grand WEGA™ HDTV (KDF-70XBR950)
SON KDF70XBR950 • 70" rear-projection TV
• Built-in HD tuner
• Widescreen (16:9) • Dynamic digital audio
• A/V versatility
• Picture-in-picture


$6999.99

pfft why settle for a meer 70" ... check this bad boy out