help me get sober

[tris-]

ive got an exam starting in 4 hours. i still remember everything i need to know but im also slightly drunk, which is now wearing down into being slightly fucked up.

ive had a bath, drinking water and ate a fried breakfast, it hasnt worked

omg help me

 

[DocWolfe]

Unfortunately tris I'm in the same position as you, except I'm still extremely drunk and I dont have exams... and apparently I gave my phone to someone for some reason. I dont think I'm coming out of this one pre 12 oclock.

As a vetran of waking up drunk, all I can say is drink WATER, just so you don't get a banging headache.

 

[tris-]

lol, how the fuck are you in the same position?
im pretty used to waking up drunk, i just fear the effect it will have on my mental capacity

shame about the phone, or are you just saying that so you dont have to ring me again?

 

[Thorwyn]

Drink Coke... the more the better. Also, honey is quite good to fight off a hangover.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Coffe coffe coffe.

All that helps really.

If you're hungover, there's quick cures, but alcohol needs to burn baby!

No offense but...teaches you to be drunk at 11am while you have an exam.

 

[tris-]

No offense but...teaches you to be drunk at 11am while you have an exam.

i didnt drink all that much though, so i thought id be fine. my last drink was even a faggot blue WKD ffs

 

[old.Tohtori]

Why drink at all? Or did you go to a party that lasted 'till the morning?

 

[Ezteq]

rofl you n00b drinking beofre exams isn't a good idea.

just stop stressing, have a cup of tea and more food and try to relax, the more you stress the more youll screw yourself up.


good luck btw ;D

 

[tris-]

im not stressed in the slightest, im highly confident i will pass.

well i was, untill i realised my CPU is not functioning at 100%

 

[Gamah]

i didnt drink all that much though, so i thought id be fine. my last drink was even a faggot blue WKD ffs

Only queers and chavs drink wkd blue.

 

[tris-]

yes ok ffs i was a queer, i was trying to be sensible to avoid this whole fucking mess

 

[old.Tohtori]

You still haven't explained when the drinking happened?

Since your post is around morning time, 10 or 12? You must've been drinking in the wee hours, or started today, which on exam day is just pure...well...cool

But you deserve it

 

[tris-]

i started 1930 yesterday evening and finished at 0200 this morning

 

[old.Tohtori]

i started 1930 yesterday evening and finished at 0200 this morning

And you're drunk at 10-11am?

You must've drank a sh*tload...

 

[tris-]

i still felt pissed when i woke up, then that faded, and the pain started

i didnt drink much tbh, about 7 pints and wkd faggot but i dont drink much booze these days, so it fucks me up

 

[Zahr]

Diazepam is the best for hangovers, swallow it with a beer ftw

But not drinking at all must be the absolute best remedy....

/rude

 

[Sparx]

Tried and tested method is drink Irn Bru trust me it help loads

 

[Lamp]

1. Open new jar of instant coffee
2. Take one heaped spoonfull and place in a mug
3. Boil kettle
4. Pour boiling water in coffee jar
5. Drink from coffee jar.

 

[Urgluf]

you should have puked when you came home. instead of going to bed.

eat/drink lots tho

 

[Huntingtons]

never understood the puking part... just stop earlier then coz what you puke up is stuff you havnt pumped out into your vains.

 

[Lenore]

puking stops it being absorbed into ur system. best hangover cure is isotonic drink by lucozade as it balances out stuff (wont go into detail and bore u). the whole eating things doesnt really work it just makes u feel better. alcohol will stop hang overs but nothing but time will cure being drunk and having alcohol in ur system.

just dont be so retarded next time

 

[tris-]

1. Open new jar of instant coffee
2. Take one heaped spoonfull and place in a mug
3. Boil kettle
4. Pour boiling water in coffee jar
5. Drink from coffee jar.

rofl, i never seen that twist coming

 

[Ezteq]

soo tristranator how'd you think you did then?