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fettoken

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Its the second time its getting limp, beginning to be embarassing now. What am i doing wrong?
 

CorNokZ

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Not getting a hard-on seems to be your problem mate
 

Cerb

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mind fucking yourself, less alcohol!
 

Raven

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sounds like gout
 

CorNokZ

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Don't start thinking too much about it, just man up and fucking do it! When you get going you'll feel on top of the world.. I've been in same situation(most have), so take it slow, don't let the pressure get to you and just say to yourself "it's just sex" and fucking do it
 

Overdriven

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don't start thinking too much about it, just man up and fucking do it! When you get going you'll feel on top of the world.. I've been in same situation(most have), so take it slow, don't let the pressure get to you and just say to yourself "it's just sex" and fucking do it

^ :)
 

ECA

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You must learn the ways of the force if you're to come with me to Alderaan.
 

Ezteq

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failing that shove a kebab skewer down it to act like a splint, no one will ever know the diff unless theres several cms of skewer poking out the top ^^

no, seriously don't worry about it the more you worry the worse it gets and then it happens again and then you worry some more and so on and so forth etc etc ad infinitum. go have some pizza instead :)
 

old.Tohtori

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Mental, smoking, alcohol, weed, artery blocking foods(you is fat?), tight underwear...to name a few reasons.

Start with those and see whatt you might be doign to mr happy to make him mr emo.
 

Imgormiel

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Dood, just start cooking some pumpkin seeds into your diet. Ima telling ya, you will have a boner for days and end up hating me for it because you can't stop. Pumpkin seeds = zinc. I reckon there's prolly a lack of zinc in your diet which means less boner :s Try that. I make peewack soups with it. I swear down, I hate myself for days because there's been no point in using them, no woman and I am randy as hell on em ><
 

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