Hello

[melter65]

n00b. First post. Hello everyone. Think that about covers it!

 

[old.user4556]

hi, welcome to the internet !

 

[melter65]

Ah! That's what I'm doing, sat in front of this screen! No wonder I can't find Sky Sports 1 !!

BTW thanks for the welcome

 

[Trem]

Hi there and welcome to the internets number one grooming site.

What you wearing?

 

[Guest]

i have my i lub TREM t-shirt on and no pants

 

[Trem]

Tut so thats what it says on the front, can't see from behind you

 

[Jimmy]

the back has an arrow pointing down with trem enter here printed on the top

 

[TdC]

Hello, and welcome to FH. Please do not feed any of the residents, and never, ever touch them, especially if they invite it.

Other than that, enjoy!

 

[Malecheon]

*touches TdC*

 

[TdC]

*bans Malecheon*

 

[Trem]

*feeds Teedles*

 

[Jimmy]

*grabs all the lube and runs towards Trem*

 

[TdC]

*feeds Teedles*

I want a speshul house with extra wide doorways!

 

[Trem]

*grabs all the lube and runs towards Trem*

*steals lube and uses it to grease up Teedles to get him out the door*

 

[bob269]

Does every post on here end in a lube fest?

 

[Trem]

*lubes up bob*

 

[Deebs]

Someone mention lube?

Welcome aboard!

 

[Dukat]

Does every post on here end in a lube fest?

Tremlaringtonsmythepoopookin's Law of Internet Quantum States indicates that the probability of a lube fest in a thread increases towards 1 with every new post.

It also indicates that Trem posting increases this chance exponentially!

Now, to the topic at hand: What exactly does melter65 melt?

 

[Wij]

Who needs lube when you have a small willy ?