Hello, I'm new

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Lester

Guest
Hi, just found your great forum, and thought I'd post a "hello". You all seem such friendly chaps (and esses, oops, lol, rofl).

Anwyay, I'm a fat 38 year old virgin from Sutton Colfield. I live with my mum and dad and like playing computer games in my tracky bottoms (tbh it's all I'm comfortable in, lol and indeed rofl)
( thank god for talcum powder is what I say, lol and quite literally rofl)
















Can we please make the fucking newbie rules A BIT BIGGER.

Jesus.
 
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Summo

Guest
I love you, Lester. My sister's going to be busy girl when she decides to exist.
 
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Trem

Guest
FUCK OFF NEWBIE, FUCK OFF AND DIE:eek:








Not every day you get to say that to your boss:D
 
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doh_boy

Guest
*Disparaging Sarcastic coment*

Or

*comment about cheese/brie*
 
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dysfunction

Guest
[Homer Simpson]

Cheeeese hmmmmm....*drool*

[/Homer Simpson]
 
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Testin da Cable

Guest
can I pelt you with burning dead animals?
 
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dysfunction

Guest
Originally posted by Testin da Cable
can I pelt you with burning dead animals?

Sure! Right after I rip out your finger nails with a pair of pliers!
 
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Sar

Guest
Shaka Demus and Screwdriver doesn't have quite the same ring to it though.


:D
 
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Testin da Cable

Guest
Originally posted by Super_Gray[SG]
Dont wanna burn your hand do you?


first you don't know who Laetitia Casta is...then you don't know how to throw dead burning animals at a newbie. sometimes I despair, I really do
 
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kanonfodda

Guest
Originally posted by Testin da Cable



first you don't know who Laetitia Casta is...

Who is she??

j/k,

she's a babe ;)
 
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old.D0LLySh33p

Guest
I always did think Lester was a virgin.

;)
 
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Wij

Guest
Wrong. I can personally assure you that lester has been introduced to the sordid world of s3><0r !
 
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dysfunction

Guest
Originally posted by Wij
Wrong. I can personally assure you that lester has been introduced to the sordid world of s3><0r !

He's had his sordid way with you has he?
 
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Wij

Guest
Actually you know how he said he lives with his parents ?

That WAS intended in the biblical sense.
 
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Wazzerphuk

Guest
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