Hello, I'm new

[Lester]

Hi, just found your great forum, and thought I'd post a "hello". You all seem such friendly chaps (and esses, oops, lol, rofl).

Anwyay, I'm a fat 38 year old virgin from Sutton Colfield. I live with my mum and dad and like playing computer games in my tracky bottoms (tbh it's all I'm comfortable in, lol and indeed rofl)
( thank god for talcum powder is what I say, lol and quite literally rofl)
















Can we please make the fucking newbie rules A BIT BIGGER.

Jesus.

 

[Summo]

I love you, Lester. My sister's going to be busy girl when she decides to exist.

 

[Lester]

I wub you too, ya big lummox.

 

[Trem]

FUCK OFF NEWBIE, FUCK OFF AND DIE








Not every day you get to say that to your boss

 

[throdgrain]

Std top quality Lester post

 

[doh_boy]

*Disparaging Sarcastic coment*

Or

*comment about cheese/brie*

 

[dysfunction]

[Homer Simpson]

Cheeeese hmmmmm....*drool*

[/Homer Simpson]

 

[Testin da Cable]

can I pelt you with burning dead animals?

 

[S-Gray]

Dont wanna burn your hand do you?

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
can I pelt you with burning dead animals?

Sure! Right after I rip out your finger nails with a pair of pliers!

 

[Sar]

FUCK OFF J00 N00B LAM0X

Thx.

 

[S-Gray]

Pliers? noob

get a screwdriver

 

[Sar]

Shaka Demus and Screwdriver doesn't have quite the same ring to it though.

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by Super_Gray[SG]
Dont wanna burn your hand do you?

first you don't know who Laetitia Casta is...then you don't know how to throw dead burning animals at a newbie. sometimes I despair, I really do

 

[Ono]

 

[kanonfodda]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable



first you don't know who Laetitia Casta is...

Who is she??

j/k,

she's a babe

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

I always did think Lester was a virgin.

 

[Wij]

Wrong. I can personally assure you that lester has been introduced to the sordid world of s3><0r !

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by Wij
Wrong. I can personally assure you that lester has been introduced to the sordid world of s3><0r !

He's had his sordid way with you has he?

 

[Will]

Ouch his p13?

 

[Wij]

Actually you know how he said he lives with his parents ?

That WAS intended in the biblical sense.

 

[Ono]

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

 

[Lester]

uke:

 

[dysfunction]

:uhoh:

 

[Ono]

Let's make it Hello, I'm new night!!!111

 

[Wazzerphuk]

 

[Testin da Cable]

every one