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ilaya

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you know when u suddenly remember something from your childhood and then think.. hey i'll do a google... well i found this beauty pulled a blog from 2005.. i remember seeing him in the paper being arrested hehe.




Anyway, I digress. I was recently told about this amusing website called (in a way to irritate apostrophic pedants the world over) "Your Not Me". This fun-for-5-minutes diversion has the 2001 Electoral Roll within its database, and you can search for how many people in the UK (who were 18 in 2001, so I guess now are at least 22) share the same full name as you. Or surname only. Or first name. Or in fact any random words. So, here are some stats for you:

* There are 6 Kilroy-Silks in the UK*
* There are 55 people with the surname Merkin, but none with it as a first name (except me, of course)*
* There are 222 James Bonds*
* And 34 Margaret Thatchers* (can you imagine being taken seriously on the phone? "Name?" "Margaret Thatcher" CLICK...brrrrrrrrr)
* But only 1 Boris Johnson* (that could be a football chant)
* 14 people have the surname Lupin* (yes I know it's not your real surname, Willie)

and

* Only 1 person has the surname Bum.

Now, when I was about 12, I remember reading about a CND protestor who was arrested outside the Houses of Parliament wrapped in nothing but an anti-nuclear flag, singing protest songs about Pershing or some other burning 1980s issue that no-one remembers these days. And his name was so memorable that I (and my friend Jon - where are you these days Chappers?) decided to commit it to memory. The man, who (if my pre-adolescent memory still serves) was born with the rather conventional moniker of "Martin Felix Smith", but had changed it by Deed Poll, was actually named (drumroll please) ....

Martin Felix Oddsocks McWeirdo El-Tooty Fruity Farto Hello
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Hawkwind

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Lived not far from Aldermaston (AWE) and those sodding CND hippies were a pain in the butt. On their, oh so often, marches around the AWEA/AWEB (Burghfield) they used peoples front gardens as toilets and left rubbish everywhere.

Oh btw the British Nuclear Missile they protested was the Trident programme. The Nuclear heads of which were manufactured at AWEB.
 

Huntingtons

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theres this guy around my circle of friends (i dont know him personally) who lost a bet and had his name changed to Frikard Ellemand. Danes will know!
 

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