Hello, he's old

[granny]

*points at lester*

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by granny
Hello, he's old

He must be ancient if this is being said by a granny

 

[Lester]

Watch your mouth you young whippersnapper.

Cup of tea?

 

[dysfunction]

Do cheese sandwiches come with that tea?

 

[granny]

Ooh and a nice biscuit to go with it.

Hang on, that's not a biscuit!

 

[Trem]

The really funny thing is that Lester is 36 I think, yet in real life he looks 97, it must be all the hard graft he's done throughout his life :/

 

[S-Gray]

Originally posted by granny
Ooh and a nice biscuit to go with it.

Hang on, that's not a biscuit!

It is a Biscuit... Arse Biscuit.. but Biscuit none the less

 

[PR.]

Originally posted by Tremor.
The really funny thing is that Lester is 36 I think, yet in real life he looks 97, it must be all the hard graft he's done throughout his life :/

More like the Hard Drugs, Allegedly

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

97 :O

 

[Lester]

Drink your tea, it's getting cold.

I'll take you to the picture house later.

Then we'll get some spice.

 

[granny]

Originally posted by Tremor.
The really funny thing is that Lester is 36 I think, yet in real life he looks 97, it must be all the hard graft he's done throughout his life :/

Even odder is the fact that I'm really 84 but only look 27 - which is also attributable to a life of hard drugs. Or easy drugs.

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by granny


Even odder is the fact that I'm really 84 but only look 27 - which is also attributable to a life of hard drugs. Or easy drugs.

Or you've eaten too many preservatives

 

[granny]

Originally posted by dysfunction
Or you've eaten too many preservatives

Which, interestingly, is what the French call condoms.

 

[Wij]

What do they call letters ?

 

[GDW]

/passes lester a tartan blanket to put over his legs

 

[granny]

Originally posted by Wij
What do they call letters ?

Jules et Jim mostly.

 

[Lester]

Originally posted by Grandadwrinkle
/passes lester a tartan blanket to put over his legs

Thank you dear.

/me feels cloth

Oooh thats' nice, I think they sell these in the market.

 

[GDW]

They do, thats where I got that one. I now have a new one so sorry about the urine smell of that one

 

[Lester]

Originally posted by Grandadwrinkle
They do, thats where I got that one. I now have a new one so sorry about the urine smell of that one

Oooh thank goodness, I thought it was me......




















again.

 

[Trem]

Oh how I long for your sweet smell of urine, better than dead rat














Unless you are me or Lester you wont know what I'm on about, but trust me wee wee smells better than dead rat anyday.

 

[Testin da Cable]

*wee in trems boots*

 

[Wazzerphuk]

 

[Testin da Cable]

yes! yes! I get the point!