hehehe, Ode to a pIII

[old.BloodyL]

Hello all, Just letting you all know that you have a new member!.

I was waiting for my drive to defrag when I written this:

Ode to a pIII

Oh, my pentium 133,
Oh, how I wish you were a pIII,
How I wish I could run q3a,
As it is, unreal 1 takes all day,
How I could play dvd
There is no spoon, you see.

Oh, my pentium 133,
Oh, how I wish you were a pIII,
How I wish I could run win2k
instead of seeing that blue screen every time I play,
How I could use my LAN properly,
with it's multiuser dialup access sorted to a Tee.

Oh, my pentium 133,
Oh, how I wish you were a pIII,
How I wish I could enjoy my 3dfx card,
As it is, 20fps is quite hard,
How I could join in online deathmatches,
Quake 1 bots have their catches.

Oh, my pentium 133,
Oh, how I wish you were a pIII.


Waaaay too much time on my hands!

What do you think?

And is anyone going to take pity on me and pass me a decent 'puter?

Oh well, worth a try!!!

By for now.


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Ok, You heard the man, you know the drill...Assholes and elbows!

[This message has been edited by BloodyL (edited 16 May 2000).]

 

[old.TheGuyver]

No, i dont think ill give u a spare p3...

i think its much safer if we just shoot you now.

More humane that way

 

[lynchet]

I say we take off and nuke him from orbit.....
Its the only way to be sure

 

[old.BloodyL]

I admit it was not the best way to start things off, but I just got fed up and tired waiting for my drive get its head sorted out!.

btw, I agree, even I'd shoot me for writing that trash.

Bye.

*Gunshot heard in the distance*

 

[stu]

Go out and buy one you pauper.

And while you're at it get a real DVD player.

 

[old.BloodyL]

lol
I think DVD's are too expensive yet, the only one worth buying is the matrix.

I think I'll edit that poem out, It really is crap.


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Ok, You heard the man, you know the drill...Assholes and elbows!