hehe made me laugh did this

[Tom]

Next time, don't pull up on a parking curb and your bumper will probably be fine.



My, my, harsh.



Harsh my ass. It's about time some of you fucking retards became responsible for your own actions.



Go fuck your mother you goatrimmer.



What's a goa?



Goat-rimmer was the exact terminology I meant, but Dog-reamer or plain old fashioned cunt would have done.



Be an equal opportunity offender, don't be a misogynist. The first two terms are fine, not the third.



OK, he's a he-cunt ?? I always offend with impunity, anyone is welcome to be offended by *anything* I say!!



> Harsh my ass. It's about time some of you fucking retards became responsible for your own actions.


Gosh, if Mommy catches you using that sort of language, you are going to lose your computer for a week. I paid for my own fix, moron. And BTW, a truly effective Usenet insult would be a bit more graceful than yours. Combining the words "fucking" and "retard" is one of the more advanced possibilities. For example: "JPF is a fucktard." You see it just flows off the tongue and has the added benefit of being demonstrably true.



Another good one is Mongo Cheesetard, flows like runny shit over blankets & means bog all!!

I caught this at alt.autos.audi, a simple request about a bumper recall descended into anarchy. I love newsgroups

 

[Nos-]

If my exposure to comedy consisted solely of episodes of Countdown and/or Family Fortunes I may have found that funny :/

 

[leggy]

I ruptured my brain trying to find that funny

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by leggy
I ruptured my brain trying to find that funny

me too

 

[Scouse]

I quite liked it actually.


But then I'm a fucktard.

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

/me points at the tard!

 

[mr.Blacky]

Originally posted by Nos-
If my exposure to comedy consisted solely of episodes of Countdown and/or Family Fortunes I may have found that funny :/

this did make me laugh

 

[bodhi]

 

[throdgrain]

Toms alright actually .

 

[danger]

:sleeping:

 

[Clowneh!]

oh fuck off

 

[danger]

You took the words right out of my mouth.

 

[Scouse]

You took the words right out of my mouth.

It must a been while you were kissin' me

Yeah you took the words right outta my mouth

Well I swear it's true I was just about to say that I love yoooo

Luuuuuuuvvve yoooo0000!







/meatloaf off....


/apologise on

 

[lynchet]

Have to say I thought the "whats a goa" was a pretty good comeback from the insult goatrimmer