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SFXman
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Billy and Grandpa (a grumpy one at that) are sitting under a tree.
Grandpa takes out a cigerette and is looking for the lighter. Billy looks over, and asks "Grandpa, can I try smoking?"
Grandpa replies with "Can your dick touch your ass?" "No," Billy answers, and blushes. "Then you're not old enough," says Grandpa. He lights the cigerette, and sits back.
Next thing you know, Grandpa takes out a bottle of beer. Billy looks over and asks "Grandpa, can I try drinking?" Again, Grandpa asks "Can your dick touch your ass?" Billy replies with a "No," and looks down, heart-broken. Grandpa open the bottle, and downs the beer.
All of a sudden, Billy looks up, and remembers he brought cookies with him. He takes them out, and starts munching on them.
"Boy, Billy, those cookies sure do look good. May I have one?" asks Grandpa.
"Can your dick touch your ass?" asks Billy.
"It sure can," Grandpa states proudly.
"Good, then you can go [censored] yourself, because these cookies are mine."
Grandpa takes out a cigerette and is looking for the lighter. Billy looks over, and asks "Grandpa, can I try smoking?"
Grandpa replies with "Can your dick touch your ass?" "No," Billy answers, and blushes. "Then you're not old enough," says Grandpa. He lights the cigerette, and sits back.
Next thing you know, Grandpa takes out a bottle of beer. Billy looks over and asks "Grandpa, can I try drinking?" Again, Grandpa asks "Can your dick touch your ass?" Billy replies with a "No," and looks down, heart-broken. Grandpa open the bottle, and downs the beer.
All of a sudden, Billy looks up, and remembers he brought cookies with him. He takes them out, and starts munching on them.
"Boy, Billy, those cookies sure do look good. May I have one?" asks Grandpa.
"Can your dick touch your ass?" asks Billy.
"It sure can," Grandpa states proudly.
"Good, then you can go [censored] yourself, because these cookies are mine."
