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Job

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Was browsing a secular website (people who don't believe in religion)
they have rewritten a hymn, made me smile.

All things bright and beautiful
All creatures great and small
All things vile and horrible.
The Lord God made them all,

Each little flower that opens
Each little bird that sings
He made the bugs and viruses
And little things that sting,

All things wild and wonderful
Earthquakes great and small
Poisons, illness, dire distress
The Lord God made them all.

flame, flame ..lock, I presume.
 

Aragyn

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Maybe not suited these times, but found it funny nevertheless..
 

tris-

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lord god also made natural born losers.

feeling lucky, on a certain engine...
 

Rookiescot

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Yeah he also made Thugs so you gotta believe he fucks up royaly now and again.
 

Roadie

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thats ripped off from monty python who origonaly riped off the same hymn but a little harsher.

no mention of god making tsunamis in any hymns :z
 

Lorra

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God, has a sense of humor, but you cant blame Thugs on him, he was an experiment XD, on a serious note do you believe in nature or nuture?
 

Gamah

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God doesn't exsist!
When humanity finds this out, it is gonna be like a kid finding out that santa is made up.
 

Binky the Bomb

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Gamah said:
God doesn't exsist!
When humanity finds this out, it is gonna be like a kid finding out that santa is made up.
YOU LIE!!!! Santa is REAL!
He has a little hitman and everything.
 

Ezteq

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i think spike milligan did a verson of all creatures great and small, we sang it in music class many many years ago when i was in middle school, it was really funny the teacher said ok now we sing a hymn and we all went aw nooo, then she whipped this out we were in bits.
 

Binky the Bomb

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Monty Pythons: All things dull and ugly

All things dull and ugly,
All creatures dull and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.

Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish veenom,
He made their horrid wings.

All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.

Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid,
Who made the spikey urchin,
Who made the sharks, He Did.

All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God mad them all.

AMEN.

Author: Eric Idle.
 

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