It's exceptionally creased - I think I must have just thrown it off as soon as I walked in the door, dignified lady that I am. I havent had the courage yet to closely inspect my "£160 dress that I am still working over time to pay for" in search of burn marks, wine stains, or tears. It would destroy me right now to find any.
Heh. I don't have any memories of what I said to Danny. Apparently I asked him "Why?" lots. Not too sure what his answers were though. Hmmm. I seem to remember him being pleasant, but then I guess he's probably under contract to behave in publix or something.
I have even more vague memories of asking if he could sign his hat for my cousin, then I told him the wrong name. EEK!! Ah well, it's signed by danny and in the possesion of a 16 year old girl now. So I guess she's probably a happy puppy regardless of the fact that it's actually dedicated to her sister.
My last memories are of telling my first brother in law (not the one I gained that day) that he should behave himself. Apparently he was going round making lewd comments to a lesbian couple who were friend's of my other sister (the bride). His wife wasn't all that happy with him. LOL.
Another of my most vaguest memories is of my dad informing me that I should probably go home vis the taxi that he'd already booked outside. Heh.
I spoke to a few members of my family the next day and everyone seemed fine and there was no yelling and pointing fingers.
Very good wedding though and my sister looked lovely. I even like the bloke she married too. In a plutonic sense.
Damini is a little upset that by the end of the night I was so drunk that my sole purpose in life was to annoy the fuck out of Danny from Hearsay and neck wine by the bottle.
She wanted the whole fairy tale thing of wearing a pretty dress and dancing at a wedding when there was so much romance in the air.
Damini, I'm guessing you're the onloy one still reading this..I'm sorry. You shall have your romantic dance.....Valentine's is yet to come.
This is WPKenny, last surviving member of the starship "U.R.R.Pissed", signing off.....
I don't know, but that one is particulary poor. I just looked up Happy Dance on Google, and what do you know? Dancing ferrets funking out to eighties tunes.
They seemed to be dancing to Strange World by Push, here... until I noticed I had winamp turned playing. They kept in-time pretty damn well, I gotta say.
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