Having my laser eye surgery tomorrow

[Dukat]

Lol, I shall have to consider that one!

cHodAx plays the xylophone!!?

 

[cHodAX]

cHodAx plays the xylophone!!?

Nope but I am world class when it comes to playing the organ

 

[leviathane]

saw tht one coming a mile away xD

 

[old.Tohtori]

I want a laser eye too

 

[cHodAX]

saw tht one coming a mile away xD

Dirty minds think alike!

 

[Lamp]

I want a laser eye too

Ah unfortunately, they have to chop 3 inches off your penis. Its part of the medical procedure. Its technical...

 

[cHodAX]

I want a laser eye too

Like a Cylon?

 

[Afran]

Good luck on a succesful laser-pew Mr Chodax!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Ah unfortunately, they have to chop 3 inches off your penis. Its part of the medical procedure. Its technical...

You should've seen this coming but...i can afford it

 

[cHodAX]

Thanks for the best wishes all, just about to leave home now and travel to the clinic. Keep your fingers crosses for me. Will be away a few days to let my eyes recover but I will post again as soon as I am able to with news on how it went.

 

[Calaen]

gl fingers are crossed

 

[Eva]

Best of luck mate, had a friend that went through this and all went fine.

 

[Sparx]

ask if you can keep your old eye in a pickle jar

 

[Vladamir]

Try to avoid your porn stash for a couple of weeks, seeing it in 20/20 vision will probably undo all the good work

 

[Chronictank]

Try to avoid your porn stash for a couple of weeks, seeing it in 20/20 vision will probably undo all the good work

haha n1

 

[cHodAX]

Ok, can only use the pc for a few minutes but I thought I would make a quick post.

24 hours after surgery and just had my first checkup, left eye is beyond 20/20 and I am delighted with it. The right eye isn't that great sadly, it is U.K. driving standard which isn't that much better than it was before the surgery. The consultant has told me that it can take 7 days or so for the eye to settle down and the full results to take shape but as it stands I am not pleased at all with my right eye today. I am going back in 7 days for my next checkup, if the right eye hasn't improved significantly then I am going to be making a serious complaint as I was assured that going for the most expensive Wavefront Lasik was 25 times more accurate than standard Lasik and that I could expect 20/20 or very close in each eye which as of today isn't the case so fingers crossed that right eye heals up well in the next week and vision improves.

 

[Bugz]

Goodluck dude!

How much did it cost btw?

 

[Dreamor]

Ok, can only use the pc for a few minutes but I thought I would make a quick post.

24 hours after surgery and just had my first checkup, left eye is beyond 20/20 and I am delighted with it. The right eye isn't that great sadly, it is U.K. driving standard which isn't that much better than it was before the surgery. The consultant has told me that it can take 7 days or so for the eye to settle down and the full results to take shape but as it stands I am not pleased at all with my right eye today. I am going back in 7 days for my next checkup, if the right eye hasn't improved significantly then I am going to be making a serious complaint as I was assured that going for the most expensive Wavefront Lasik was 25 times more accurate than standard Lasik and that I could expect 20/20 or very close in each eye which as of today isn't the case so fingers crossed that right eye heals up well in the next week and vision improves.

Very sorry to hear things about that, its the risk you take... things like this effect people differently than others.
I really do hope you get what your after, and a lot of improvement on that eye.

Keep up informed!

 

[DocWolfe]

Goodluck dude!

How much did it cost btw?

Well they all advertise at £495 per eye but that is for people with very slight eye problems and using the older equipment which is less accurate. I went for the full Lasik Wavefront which with my eye prescription costs £1295 per eye, so £2590 total cost which is bloody expensive to be honest but I hate wearing glasses and can't do contacts so this was my best option.

o_o

 

[DocWolfe]

Ok, can only use the pc for a few minutes but I thought I would make a quick post.

24 hours after surgery and just had my first checkup, left eye is beyond 20/20 and I am delighted with it. The right eye isn't that great sadly, it is U.K. driving standard which isn't that much better than it was before the surgery. The consultant has told me that it can take 7 days or so for the eye to settle down and the full results to take shape but as it stands I am not pleased at all with my right eye today. I am going back in 7 days for my next checkup, if the right eye hasn't improved significantly then I am going to be making a serious complaint as I was assured that going for the most expensive Wavefront Lasik was 25 times more accurate than standard Lasik and that I could expect 20/20 or very close in each eye which as of today isn't the case so fingers crossed that right eye heals up well in the next week and vision improves.

If all else fails cHo, at least now you finally have an excuse to wear a monocle

 

[Bugz]

o_o

Cba to read whole thing.

Have a rep for quoting!

 

[cHodAX]

If all else fails cHo, at least now you finally have an excuse to wear a monocle

Twat!

 

[Chronictank]

Ok, can only use the pc for a few minutes but I thought I would make a quick post.

24 hours after surgery and just had my first checkup, left eye is beyond 20/20 and I am delighted with it. The right eye isn't that great sadly, it is U.K. driving standard which isn't that much better than it was before the surgery. The consultant has told me that it can take 7 days or so for the eye to settle down and the full results to take shape but as it stands I am not pleased at all with my right eye today. I am going back in 7 days for my next checkup, if the right eye hasn't improved significantly then I am going to be making a serious complaint as I was assured that going for the most expensive Wavefront Lasik was 25 times more accurate than standard Lasik and that I could expect 20/20 or very close in each eye which as of today isn't the case so fingers crossed that right eye heals up well in the next week and vision improves.

takes a week for it to all clear up, since you posted i asked a lady at work who had it done, she said her sight wasnt much better until about a week after she had it done when it cleared up
Have faith!

 

[Calaen]

aye keep your chin up matey after any operation things take time.

 

[Mikah75]

rofl at least you'll be unique with a monocle! dont see them anymore

 

[Vladamir]

Well if it doesn't clear up you can make more sexual innuedo "one eyed" jokes

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well if it doesn't clear up you can make more sexual innuedo "one eyed" jokes

Like putting "One Eyed Snake" on cho's title?

 

[Vladamir]

Like putting "One Eyed Snake" on cho's title?

Sure!