Hope this clears is up and helps you sleep betterTaken from Heartless @ http://feeder.proboards.com/index.cgi
Thank you for your recent enquiry via email concerning Smarties.
The letters are printed on the tops of the Smartie tubes to increase the
enjoyment that can be derived from Smarties. Many children - of all
ages - collect the alphabet and we hear from play group leaders and
teachers who use them to help in teaching children spelling whilst they
enjoy themselves.
Thank you once again for taking the trouble to contact us and for the
interest you have shown in our company.
Yours sincerely
John Purt
Careline Advisor
Consumer Services
More pure Archeon humourArcheon said:Smartie's have lids? If you'l excuse me i've got too take a trip too the emergency ward.
hows it funny wats the joke i dont get itJupitus said:More pure Archeon humour
lo Bob. You bring pie?Delket said:indeed, i have spent many a restless night pondering the reasoning behind those dastardly letters
I once did that with a sachet of mayonnaise to a guy in my local bus station, the outcome was erm.....interesting....as it didn't really look like bird poo, which is what I had intended it to look like ><Shaeffer said:apply pressure to the tube near the lid and *ping* <for want of a better word> the lids at each other at a reasonable turn of speed
Got quite accurate with them too![]()
The general idea was to state that i was too stupid to recognise the difference between a smartie and its brightly coloured container lid. Hence i had a shit load of plastic in my stomach which would probably need to be removed (Hence, the emergency ward)Conchabar said:hows it funny wats the joke i dont get it
When my brother was younger he spent a weekend in hospital because of blue, pink and orange smarties. They are not a laughing matter!Serbitar said:I know a lad who goes hyperactive after hes eaten blue smarties cos of one of the additives they use to make the colouring. Tis quite amusing.
In some cases; no. In others; Hell YesBlitheringIdiot said:When my brother was younger he spent a weekend in hospital because of blue, pink and orange smarties. They are not a laughing matter!