Hardest UK Animal

[Trem]

Just seen Throddy's badger avatar and it got me thinking, what is the UK's toughest animal. Now I know that badgers are meant to be tough little blighters, and I'm sure they are up there with the best of them, so what do you guys think? Dogs not allowed because not many of them are born and bred in this country.
My vote goes to the badger

 

[Munkey-]

otter gets my vote. cute little buggers and able to survive despite harsh hunting

 

[mr.Blacky]

the albino cockroach

/edit is it an animal? otherwise my vote goes to the rats

 

[Trem]

You are both bang wrong(thx alan partridge)no way the girly otter would beat the badger and I'm sure badger's eat cockroach's..












...probably

 

[throdgrain]

Badgers are great. They are fucking big considering they have to live in England, they're like little bears
AND they have a really good name.
Badger. It just rolls offa de tongue dont it ?

 

[*charlton_thd*]

my cousin 'Gustaf the bearknuckle fighting Dragon' would disagree with you all

 

[mr.Blacky]

real animals that might live in the UK otherwise I would say Unicorn look at his mighty horn

 

[*charlton_thd*]

Originally posted by Mr.Blackshirt
look at his mighty horn

 

[FatBusinessman]

You sick, sick boy you!

 

[*charlton_thd*]

Originally posted by FatBusinessman
You sick, sick boy you!

You love me really
*hugs fatbusinessman*

 

[Moving Target]

Originally posted by Mr.Blackshirt
look at his mighty horn

Please stop staring at me.

 

[FatBusinessman]

Originally posted by CharltonTHD mk2
*hugs fatbusinessman*

*runs. Very fast*

 

[xane]

Hardest UK animals are those concrete cows in Milton Keynes, I tried to tip one once and they are bloody heavy.

 

[Xavier]

the hardest animal?

it's gotta be *any* scrubber in some nightclub at the end of a night... i've seen some real dogs going nuts at the doormen when leaving clubs - saw a 5ft blonde take two 6ft+ lads out with a couple of low blows... twas over in seconds


scary, lairy, hairy and f00kin ugly!

 

[FatBusinessman]

Originally posted by Xavier
saw a 5ft blonde take two 6ft+ lads out with a couple of low blows... twas over in seconds

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As it were

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[Kempo]

welcome to the inuendo channel

 

[FatBusinessman]

But of course, we aim to please

 

[Mellow-]

Badger all the way

 

[bodhi]

Originally posted by Tremor
Just seen Throddy's badger avatar and it got me thinking, what is the UK's toughest animal.

So Solid Crew.

 

[Perplex]

Bodhi (with AIDS)

 

[Sawtooth]

Humans mate...humans.

Worst animal on the planet. Kills more species than any other animal, even badgers. Not sure if the dog argument applies though. Depends on how long you mean resident in the UK given that humans migrated presumably from the African / Asian supercontinent before continental drift separated the landmasses.
Unless you subscribe to the pow you were created theory?


Anyone know if Badgers were originally from UK or elsewhere?

 

[Will]

A badger has nothing on The Beast of Bodmin Moor

Scarey place, Cornwall. Don't go out on the moors.

 

[Perplex]

Hardest UK animal? English football supporters, utter fucking retard hooligan cunts

 

[Wij]

Wolves.

 

[Trem]

Do they still have wolves in this country? Will do you still have them in Scotland?

 

[Xavier]

the beast of bodmin moor, like so many others is agreed to be some kind of zoo animal, a panther or big cat which was released by a circus/zoo either by accident or simply because they couldn't handle it - which means they aren't native to the UK...

in which case the badgers still rule!

 

[Will]

Well, can't forget the Scottish Wildcat, very different from your average feral moggie.

I've seen one in the wild too, big critters.

As for wolves, they aren't running wild yet, though there are plans afoot to have them released. Unfortuately, too many people have read White Fang, and seem to imagine being hunted down by a pack of starving wolves while out for a pleasant country stroll.

 

[old.samm]

I can think of many nasty blighters, but a guess if putting it down to hardness I agree it has to be the Badger, we saw one in our garden a few months ago, it was big! We had to keep the dogs in for a while so it didnt rip their faces off. Ollie had shit himself when he saw a hedgehog, god knows what he would have done face to face with a big mean badger

 

[throdgrain]

Badgers arnt just tough. They're also very intelligent. They play cards, (mostly whist) and they CAN DRIVE VEHICLES !! 1

 

[Munkey-]

Originally posted by ItchyTrigaFinga
Well, can't forget the Scottish Wildcat, very different from your average feral moggie.

I've seen one in the wild too, big critters.

As for wolves, they aren't running wild yet, though there are plans afoot to have them released. Unfortuately, too many people have read White Fang, and seem to imagine being hunted down by a pack of starving wolves while out for a pleasant country stroll.

aye. Remember hearing stories about people who were corenered by them in their houses. be buggered if ti diddnt escape and at the same time rip their faces and bodies to shreds