Harasser - have you got any No Claims Bonus?

[ViscountC]

Quick question - who has written off the most Harassers through their own careless or dangerous driving? Being shot-up by reavers doesn't count - user-inflicted damage only!

So far I've managed to total 14. Most have ended up in the drink, doomed to rust away in a lake or the sea. Some have been totalled in spectacular rolls, or end-over-end flips, finishing up undriveable on the roof. A few have just expired through massive crash damage. One flew off a very high cliff - which wasn't a problem; but landed a bit heavily - which was. One went over the edge of a bridge - I blame the MAX I was trying to run down. And one just got stuck in a hole that it was impossible to drive out of.

I insist on always driving between two points in s straight line -is this a bad thing? And why can I never persuade anyone to sit in the gunner's seat?

 

[[PS]Mung]

I hear you.
Driving dangerously is....dangerous.
Although you'd think the quad-bike (Wraith/Basilisk) would be able to handle 20ft drops without exploding.
If only it was like being in the Dukes of Hazard (Yeeeeeee.....haaaaa!) or Knight Rider.

 

[Deadmanwalking]

You have no idea the problems i am gonna get because of this thread

 

[Scarloc]

Quite a few, but thats probably due to the fact that i like driving at very slow speeds up very large hills, then plummeting as fast as i can down the other side

Roads are for ANTs, right?

 

[Sibanac]

Originally posted by Scarloc
Quite a few, but thats probably due to the fact that i like driving at very slow speeds up very large hills, then plummeting as fast as i can down the other side

Roads are for ANTs, right?

actualy i found Harassers pretty strong when i had the cert only wrecked a few of em


ANTs lets not mention them after yesterday
(for those that werent there ... i was droping an ANT out of a GAL to resuply a base that was at 30% , it hit samething on the way down fliped over and landed on the roof)

 

[Gabrial]

Well its not an harrasser but Ive killed my squad in my Sunderer before now when i drove off a cliff. Oh, and I've ended up on the second floor of a tower in it aswell once

 

[Cronn]

I've seen more destroyed Harrassers than moving ones.

 

[Chenuba]

Harasser cert = Kamikaze.
I usually end up dead, either shot in pieces by someone or driving full speed into something because the peep I was trying to hit moved into safety.

 

[CAC]

the biggest problem i ever had was getting my basalisk of the roof of a base when i hot droped it out of a galuke:

i was sort of hoping id be able to mow down a few enemy but unfortunatly i could get the damn thing off the roof

 

[Jonaldo]

Ceryshen = Deathtrap for anyone with a 'wheels' cert. It's like..
"hm that road goes a long way to get to this base, I'll just go this waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay" *crash* *boom*
"ah, big cliff, must remember to follow road next time"

Is anyone gonna say something about women drivers to make this thread more fun? or do no real women play PS? I know one of my mates always makes female avatars on whatever game he plays

 

[Tenko]

I was impressed when I drove my Harraser off one of the big cliffs in Searhus, hit the bottom and rolled it 360 x4 times and ended the right way up....



.... in a lava lake

 

[Scarloc]

Originally posted by Tenko
I was impressed when I drove my Harraser off one of the big cliffs in Searhus, hit the bottom and rolled it 360 x4 times and ended the right way up....



.... in a lava lake

That does, to be fair, deserve recognition

 

[[PS]Nova]

Originally posted by Omniscieous
Is anyone gonna say something about women drivers to make this thread more fun? or do no real women play PS? I know one of my mates always makes female avatars on whatever game he plays

Ahem.

I am female and all my chars have at least 1 vehicle cert.

So not one word.



And most of the time I do OK.. certainly better than some MALE drivers in Sunderers that I shan't go into detail about

 

[Faeldawn]

Harasser is way too stable and tame (boring), if you want fun get a quad

 

[Jonaldo]

Originally posted by Faeldawn
Harasser is way too stable and tame (boring), if you want fun get a quad

If you want real fun, race basilisks with Darklight switched on.

 

[Faeldawn]

Originally posted by Omniscieous
If you want real fun, race basilisks with Darklight switched on.

We had this convo before, try it with low lvl mossies

 

[Kaitlyn]

Is anyone gonna say something about women drivers to make this thread more fun? or do no real women play PS? I know one of my mates always makes female avatars on whatever game he plays

I'm pretty nippy in my lil'tank and Ive only destroyed it myself erm..<mumbles>...amount of times.Now the amount of times I have destroyed it by suicide running into a occupied enemy base because I got bored is a different matter...

 

[Maliz-]

I was happily driving my Magrider in Ceryshen, then I meet this harasser that was just too determined to play chicken with me. I think the harasser drivers are their own breed, cooked up in some kamikazee lab.. anyway, I just strafed to the left..

..straight off a cliff..

the harasser dude spent the folowing 5 minutes to spam me with insults on my driving skills...

moral: always strafe right while driving magriders.

 

[Yoni]

Originally posted by [PS]Angel


And most of the time I do OK.. certainly better than some MALE drivers in Sunderers that I shan't go into detail about [/B]

All I can say here is "Watch out for that tree"

Me and my ickle wraith dont fall out much - yes I have experienced speeding up the gradual gradient and falling off the other side but I know how to deal with that without killing myself now The only problems I sometimes have is turning to quickly to get on a bridge and flying into the rivers

Other than that my driving is just fine

 

[Scarloc]

Personally, I think its more fun if you try to kill yourself.. you normally survive anyway and it gets whoevers my passenger to spam "Weeeeeeeeeeeee!" in /o chat

 

[Elhana]

I was once driving a Harasser on Ceryshen and crashed it rather badly. Came up over a rise, hit a bump and completely flipped it over. It ened up heading in a westerly direction down a slight slope on it's roof. So I jumped out, ended up, I think, under the ground with PS deciding it only wanted to update the mouse every 40-50 seconds. It stayed like that until about 8 minutes later when I managed to finally hit all the "Yes I really do want to quit!" buttons.

Whats even odder is when I logged back in, still part of the squad, I was on the other side of the continent, still alive, in the middle of nowhere and not a clue how I got there! Even if I had respawned, and somehow randomly walked about there wasn't a spawn close enough! Try working that one out!