Happy Thanksgiving to my fellow yanks!

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minstrel_kyra

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Wyleia, Fighter and all you other Americans out there, Happy Thanksgiving.

May you have many things to be thankful for and may your life be filled with joy and love!
 
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old.Tyraette

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Aye, not a yank, but you lot enjoy today :)
 
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old.Zarff

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For Detroit Lions beating the GB Packers \o/
 
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minstrel_kyra

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no no noooooo.

(silly Brits)

Okay...

Thanksgiving is a feast that is based on the feast the Pilgrims (you know, those religious zelots from England that came over here for a new start) had. They had a very long and hard year and had it not been for the Indians (Native Americans for you sensitive sorts), they would not have survived. See, these people knew very little of farming, esp after coming to a new land with new food. So the Indians showed them how to farm and the wonders of corn and what animals made great coats.

They had a feast with their Indian friends and so we have one every year in November (4th Thursday) in honor of that.

And here's an interesting fact: civilizations all over have had harvest time celebrations for many years so it sorta ties in with that.

This day is a time where we eat too much, reflect on what we have been given and what we should be thankful for, and for planning our day after Thanksgiving sales shopping stops. :D

No seriously, its supposed to be about being thankful for all we have.

So even if you aren't American and you hate us, its still not a bad thing to reflect on what you have been given...so many people out there are not as blessed as we.
 
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minstrel_kyra

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That too Zariff :D

Hope Dallas wins!

GO COWBOYS !!!
 
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klavrynd

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i thought thanksgiving was the day the pilgrims fed the indians till they were a bit sick and off guard, then stole their land, killed those that could fight, raped their turkeys and said 'thank giving"
 
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old.SadonTheGrey

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why are yanks playing this server?


BOOOOO for globalisation! :p
 
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Addlcove

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• Why do people buy their Thanksgiving Day Turkeys in Los Angeles?

Because they all had breast enlargements!

• What sound does a space turkey make?

Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!

• Why should you keep your eye off the turkey dressing?

Because it makes him blush!

• If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?

Their age!

• How do you make a turkey float?

You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey!

• What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock!

• How do you know your family is dysfunctional?

If Thanksgiving Dinner consists of Wild Turkey instead of roasted turkey!

• What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?

If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

• How do you hold a turkey in suspense?

Got Ya

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ALL-PRO TURKEY

The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field.
While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout.
Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line.

When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted,
"You're terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus."
"Forget the bonus," the turkey said,

"All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?"
 
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old.Zarff

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what to say..... GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO

LIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
 
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si1verwolf

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Not a good time of year to be a Turkey imho...






... But then again, somone has to be president of the USA!! ;)
 
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suliven

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What I find amazing is that the Pilgrim fathers left Plymouth, England, and landed at a place called Plymouth in the US.

Now what are the chances of that...? ;)
 
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Hargh

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The turkey dinner we ahve for xmas was stolen from the Americans. The traditional xmas dish over here is actually Goose.
 
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cHodAX

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Originally posted by suliven
What I find amazing is that the Pilgrim fathers left Plymouth, England, and landed at a place called Plymouth in the US.

Now what are the chances of that...? ;)

Forrest Gump was driving the boat :p
 
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cHodAX

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Originally posted by minstrel_kyra
They had a very long and hard year and had it not been for the Indians (Native Americans for you sensitive sorts), they would not have survived.

And at that first Thanksgiving your lot murdered a few Indians and cooked them up for dinner. So the traditional Thanksgiving dinner was infact an Apache! :p Must be terrible for americans in the U.K. trying to get a frozen Apache down at Sainsburys. :D
 
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lakih

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Originally posted by minstrel_kyra
no no noooooo.
No seriously, its supposed to be about being thankful for all we have.

Isnt that whats christmas is for?
 
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Sharma

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I for some reason always thought Wyleia was from greece..

Mmmmm... :eek7:
 
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Mid - Kirinia

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minstrel_kyra

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Originally posted by suliven
What I find amazing is that the Pilgrim fathers left Plymouth, England, and landed at a place called Plymouth in the US.

Now what are the chances of that...? ;)

As far as I know they didn't land on Plymouth, they NAMED it Plymouth. :)
 
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Flesh

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Originally posted by minstrel_kyra
As far as I know they didn't land on Plymouth, they NAMED it Plymouth. :)
You missed his point completely, and once again proved the that the stereotypes of Americans are true. ;o
They left Plymouth (A place on the south coast of England) ...sailed to America, and being oh so intelligent and original ..they named the settlement in America Pymouth too. ;x
 
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beeper

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Originally posted by Flesh
You missed his point completely, and once again proved the that the stereotypes of Americans are true. ;o
They left Plymouth (A place on the south coast of England) ...sailed to America, and being oh so intelligent and original AND BRITISH..they named the settlement in America Pymouth too. ;x

Which just goes to prove the Americans are no less intelligent than we are ....
 

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