Hahahahaha

[old.Nol]

that totally sucked

but we had a terribly fun time getting hopelessly lost near the forest giants...

 

[gronk]

nether seen something like it befor

told u it would be a laugh

 

[old.Laryssa]

so ridiculous the trip

 

[Tank Init]

 

[Cloak_]

Guessing it means the relic attempt tday?

 

[K0nah]

Oh is that what it was? We thought u were tourists

 

[old.Nol]

hehehe, myself and the guys I was with genuinely enjoyed that little adventure...when my little group of like 10-15 people eventually got to excal, we got our arses so serverely kicked, but we did have loads of fun on the way, even managed to send a few albs to greener pastures

/salute to the albs

seems as if one group of 8 tele's in, the entire population of alb is in excal instantly...which gives me an idea

 

[old.Nol]

...

it certainly felt like tourism...minus the hawain shirts and camera's...

 

[Armolas]

Originally posted by old.Nol

seems as if one group of 8 tele's in, the entire population of alb is in excal instantly...which gives me an idea

Next time albs are zerging emain just annouce on /as "relic raid now" and see em all suicide

 

[c0ngo]

Originally posted by Armolas



Next time albs are zerging emain just annouce on /as "relic raid now" and see em all suicide

If only we could see ur /as chat, then there'd be no need for scouting.

 

[Lessurl]

lol, at least u got to excal nol, i was /follow on someone and went afk for a drink. When i got back i was alone in the middle of nowhere with a grave infront of me. I wandered the forests for 5 mins b4 a red con minstrel stumbled upon me and kindly showed me the way home.

Was a good laugh and if we could have stayed together (i don't know wtf happened) then it might have at least been a longer battle at excal.

On a serious note it's a shame all the guilds in hib aren't in one big alliance. That way communicating instructions during raids would be much easier if we were all on the same /as chat. Either that or the chat group thing could hold a decent amount of people.

p.s. we will be back later, and on that day all your handbags will belong us now.

 

[old.Music]

erhh ?

if this was the "raid" last night - well cbh got msg about the raid 15 mins before start ? and that was only cause we had 1 member passing through ligen and when the raid leader was asked about rams, we got no reply - did u even have rams ?

 

[Cerverloc]

Do you really think what you found at Excalibur was our entire army?? ROFL. I think you are greatly mistaken about our real numbers and organisation.

 

[Khalen]

Now that was fun indeed. At one point there was a group of about 15 (mostly casters). We ganked them a bit hard, should have seen some fleeing Then we got report that behind Excalibur were some. The zerg engine rolled over them as well (sorry guys, yeah I know getting hit by 10 people at once is not fair...)

But that weren't many high con and you still managed to kill most uber guards? Hmm makes me wonder where the other big part of that army was...

 

[old.Nol]

Lessurl - we almost had fun in emain too, then BT decided it was time for me too sleep :/

No Caverloc, it wasn't your whole army, your entire army is big enough to make computers crash, that must be so wicked.

Khalen - it was a group of around 50-60 bored hibs, ranging from 35-50, who decided to go have a laugh in the Penine's. Chaos followed. If you killed 2 groups of 10, then there are 30 other people missing in your frontier, please return them in working order

P.S. It may sound immoral, but they should never have allowed the Guiness in Hibernia to stay, I hope they nerf it next patch...


AND, just so you know, WE ARE COMING FOR THE HANDBAG!

 

[Khalen]

I'll bring my shovel with me so I can dig in and await your arrival. We will protect the handbag at all costs! We will not let it out of our sight. Konah bring your little pie with you as well (heared you had some) maybe we can lure them into a trap

 

[old.Arya]

Handbag ??
/me is scared she lost hers........ makes sure she still carrys it, ........ Puuhhh, it is still there

 

[Flimgoblin]

When come back, bring pie!

 

[Javai]

Do we get a bonus to charisma while we hold the handbag.....it got lipstick in it right?

 

[old.Nol]

New guild = The Top Secret Clan of the Handbag : express purpose is to bring home the bag, and not just any bag, we want the " Handbag of Deflection".

We want it, we want it now, we want lots of it, not fooking tomorrow, not frikking yesterday...WE WANT THE BAG!

So hand it over or the little sara lady gets it....

 

[gronk]

gonna try and explain to all those that weren't there what realy happened :

first i hear that theres supposed to be a raid,so i thought i'd tag a long...

...i found a group quite fast and port myself to albion to find about 20peeps there (all lvl30-45)...

noler and me start making some fun of this raid, whiloe we're waiting for more peeps and then suddenly...hurray,the first lvl50 ports

to make this short at the end there was 1group of lvl50s the rest was mostly under45,the lvl50s ran off to the relic...the main army got lost about 3 times ...after some time half of the raidiing party turned their speed on and now we had 2 main groups(both totaly lost)...

after some time a grey con (to my lvl40) took the lead and brought the 5guys that followed him to relic...but the rest of second group didn't want to follow a grey (who actually was the only one who knew the way) got lost again

well after all, it was organised in about 30mins as far as i know and just for and it was only fun

hope i didn't anger anyone with this post...

and YES we forgot the rams, someone took big load of pie instead...

PS: thanks to yossarion for organising this fun raid

 

[old.Nol]

...

yeah, apologies to Yoss, if half the people there listened, we probably would have ended up making it to excal as a single army

 

[c0ngo]

Re: ...

Originally posted by old.Nol
yeah, apologies to Yoss, if half the people there listened, we probably would have ended up making it to excal as a single army

And then dying

 

[Lessurl]

Yes, it seemed that noone was listening to yoss and everyone did their own thing. To me it looked like the 50's didn't want to listen to a meagre lvl 37 and went racing off ahead getting themselves killed. Perhaps if they stayed with the main force and we all arrived together it may have been a different story. Well, possibly that story would have been us all dieing in one place but at least i would hav got to see excal.

To nol. U didn't miss much in emain, we walked down gorge, got ganked by the grp of mids again. Rezzed we proceeded to wall only to find 3 50's leggin it when we got there shouting "Run there's 20 albs inc". Run i did, but i got bored a bit later and proceeded up the valley where i spotted brommix sneaking up behind xero, unfortunately i couldn't cast b4 he got backstab in (damn, i miss my bards insta dd's) but i tried to help xero kill brom. But damn, u got high cold resist or sumthin brommix? I think i only got 2 unresisted dds in for 220 a piece b4 xero fell and me shortly afterwards. Anyway, i got no kills but did get a nice munch of that tasty emain grass. Hmmmmm, crunchy.

 

[old.Tzeentch]

as nova always says whenever i mention the words 'relic raid' -


rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams rams


get the point?

you cant just get people on the pad and say


hey, have u got enny rams 4 me?


i dont care of yoss was level 1, if he had enough rams sorted, I'd go and bring everyone i could with me
this is nothing to do with yoss' level, or that he is unguilded

if yoss said to me - i got 18 rams

i'm pretty sure all of celtic fist would have been there, as well as the majority of our alliance

 

[gronk]

(...we had rams...)

 

[old.Nol]

...

And then dying

c0ngo - after last nights raid I actually understand what killgorde/sub/ebeneezer are talking about when they say it's more fun to watch Albs kick into uber relic protect mode then sit in your keep waiting for millions to invade.

It's terribly funny to get albs in a big tizz we were pissing ourselves stupid at all the headless minstrels(that conned so frikking purple to my party that they were black) run for the hills.

It's wicked mate, I will definitely be coming back for more bangers & mash...I hope that you all drop tools and run for excal like that every time

 

[old.Tzeentch]

i was told there was 9 rams

and on the pad, people were asking for more

sorry mate, but thats not preparation

if there WAS more than that, and we DID have sufficient rams, why was CF kept out of the loop on that?
or perhaps even the alliance? <i'm not sure whether individual guilds knew>


communication is also paramount

 

[c0ngo]

I was there with my Minst but it's only lvl40 so it probably wan't purple

Congo is normally logged in Excali but wasn't there for a change last night so I thought I'd give the Minst a go now that there were no purp cons.

I know what u mean about the Minsts though, there were loads of red con ones steaming about with speed song 5.

I'd recommend tagging along to Hibbie Relic attempts to Excali more often then Nol cause 2 b honest there's normally more Albs that turn up than there were last night, especially if there's reports of anyone actually hitting the doors instead of just large Hibbie force spotted in HW

 

[old.Nol]

hehehehe rest assured mate, when I eventually get around to making sure there are no more purples for me, I will set up a frequent flyers guild and start shipping hib tanks to excal doors for you