HaH! LooK AT Me! I'm SO FUNNeh!!! I'M EATING ANTS WITH A STRAW!!!!

[Damini]

I've had a bit of a writing tyrade, and so I thought I'd test it out on a captive audience of people ranging from mild to total bastards

Why two days a year make me want to wear a deer stalker hat, and shoot civilians.

If you hate it, well shnarf, you're five minutes closer to home time

 

[Damini]

I've only just woken up, and I'm all bleary so I could be talking crap, but am I stuck in a different time zone to the rest of the world? I post a thread, and it seems I posted it two hours ago... And people have posted ahead of me, so my new thread appears half way down the page.

*needs caffiene*

 

[kameleon]

See the BST thread

I posted this at 936 which was exactly 3 minutes ago at 10 36

 

[Gef]

/. was pathetic yesterday

Nice read tho, although Red Nose day made me laugh when I read about some guy washing peoples feet in the middle of Birmingham 'in the name of charity' when in fact he was just some pervert with a foot fetish and never took money off people

 

[Damini]

The forums are so broke

And will, every morning at the crack of dawn, I shall scurry down to my door in my petticoat, waiting for the mail to arrive, with a forlorn expression on my face. And maybe tuberculosis and some darning to do.

 

[Flimgoblin]

the forums went back an hour instead of forward...

since the timer says GMT they shouldn't have moved at all...

 

[xane]

That's a good blog, it's just sooo wacky

 

[whipped]

Nice read. You certainly have a way with words that I envy. I agree with the April Fools part for the following reason..

Try being a newsie on the 1st of April. I just gave up yesterday after the 5th news story I looked at, turned out in fact to be a pack of bullshit.

At least our attempt at an April Fool wasn't along the lines of "DAoC to be shut down" or "Subscription raised to £200 a year". CJ actually came up with something original, which personally, I thought was quite funny.

Expect the picture of me

 

[Will]

I like. I'm going to rip some of it off for my signature. The royalty cheque is in the post.

 

[Trebz]

This is a test

 

[Wij]

If we're being all 'off-the-wall' answer me this Lou,

Being a bloke and, like most blokes, having been a 13 year old goik at some point, my natural reaction when hearing a female voice behind me is to turn round with my eyes at b00b level. Obviously I originally developed this tactic thinking it would look accidental and then I move my gaze upwards when I realise my 'error' after having copped a good look. I know now that this NEVER looks accidental but it's a habit I can't get out of and hey... I get a good look. In fact most blokes still do the same in many situations. We can't help it.

What do 'birds' think about this ?

I would ask our lass but I like my b0l0x where they are thx.

 

[Damini]

[dubious] Apparently, the forums are fixed now. [/dubious]

 

[Gef]

Why are my posts appearing in the middle of this thread rather than at the end?? Somebody has fux0red it..

edit: doh!

 

[Damini]

Originally posted by Wij
If we're being all 'off-the-wall' answer me this Lou,

Being a bloke and, like most blokes, having been a 13 year old goik at some point, my natural reaction when hearing a female voice behind me is to turn round with my eyes at b00b level. Obviously I originally developed this tactic thinking it would look accidental and then I move my gaze upwards when I realise my 'error' after having copped a good look. I know now that this NEVER looks accidental but it's a habit I can't get out of and hey... I get a good look. In fact most blokes still do the same in many situations. We can't help it.

What do 'birds' think about this ?

I would ask our lass but I like my b0l0x where they are thx.

I think we're fairly used to this by the time we get out of trainer bras. It never offends me, and I barely even notice it anymore. Hell, I have a friend who insists on having cleavage on display from neck to navel, and I can't help but stare on occasion. To tell the truth, you notice more when a man does it to someone else than when its done to you, especially if that man is your man

However, when people talk directly to your tits instead of you, it gets annoying. I once had a guy maintain an entire conversation with my left boob.

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by Damini
I once had a guy maintain an entire conversation with my left boob.

Out of interest, what was you right boob doing ?

 

[xane]

Originally posted by ~Lazarus~
Out of interest, what was you right boob doing ?

Probably getting the drinks in !

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by xane
Probably getting the drinks in !

cold glass of milk for me then :uhoh:

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by ~Lazarus~
cold glass of milk for me then :uhoh:

Dont you usually have it directly from the original container?

 

[Wij]

A carton ?

Seriously though folks, b00bs are great aren't they !

I feel refreshed by your answer and will use it as an excuse to cop more 'accidental' ogles at womens' wonderful n0rks.

 

[xane]

I may be breaking with tradition and straying back on to the original subject, but how did you get the ants to carry a straw ?

 

[~Lazarus~]

ask them nicely?

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by Wij
A carton ?

The cow

 

[xane]

Originally posted by Wij
I feel refreshed by your answer and will use it as an excuse to cop more 'accidental' ogles at womens' wonderful n0rks.

Just to break with tradition even further, instead of posting yet another tangental subject matter, I shall post a link that neatly combines the original thread with Wij's observations.

see what those wacky scousers got up to yesterday

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by dysfunction
The cow

Oh!

Damini - sic him (called you a cow!)

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by ~Lazarus~
Oh!

Damini - sic him (called you a cow!)

You drink human milk??

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by dysfunction
You drink human milk??

only when the wife was in the "family way"

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by ~Lazarus~
only when the wife was in the "family way"

And whats it like?

 

[xane]

warm

/me looks around and makes a quick exit

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by dysfunction
And whats it like?

Depends.

The pre-milk is kind thin and watery. Stuff in the middle is good (fairly sweet I thought)

Course, its all enhanced with the drinking vessel in which it resides and the action required to acquire said liquid.

 

[leggy]

I never do that wij.

I'm a sucker for a pretty face.