HôW tô bë âñ ÊlíTë ôÑlíñë wÃÑKëR

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TRúÊ elÊÊt wâÑkë®$ çâÑ bÊ RÊK0GñízÊÐ ñ0T 0ñlÝ bÝ ThÊíR Ñâmë, ßút Ðâ lâñgúâGë tHÊý ú$ë dúRÎñ' dà GÃmë. 2 £ët ú®§Ê£f bë kÑ0WÑ â$ à ph0RçÊ 2 bë RëK0ÑÊÐ W/, Û$ë l0t$ 0F Ãç®0Ñým§, âbß®ÊvÎÃtÎ0ñ$, âñÐ VîíâtÎ0ñ§ 0F dâ "Hâx0® £ÃñgúÃgë ⣧0 púñÇtú8 ú® §þëÊçH w/ ®ÃÑÐ0M "Hëh’$" âÑd "hÊHë’$", â$ wÊll â$ Êm0tík0ñ$ tHât RÛÑ k0úñTÊR 2 K0ÑTëxT THât Hâ$ ßëëñ ÊztÃb£Î§hÊd. dà 0Ñ£ý tÎMë Û §H0ۣРۧë ç£ÊÊ® Êñglí§h Î$ whëÑ bëíñ' pR0phÃÑë. bë£0W í§ Ã T®âѧçRÎþT 0f â "k0ñvëR§ÃTí0ñ" Î hâÐ W/ 1 lëÊT 0ñlíñÊ wâÑKÊR:


3133t d00d: Heh FYI I r33m3d yer ass. ROCK! ROTFLMA!:-(
Thrrrpptt!: What?
3133t d00d: F*ck you!
Thrrrpptt!: Whatever. Shut up and play.
3133t d00d (repeated twelve times): You sux d00d! I gotz skilz you gotz w4st3d! Hehe haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thrrrpptt!: Yeah, whatever.
3133t d00d: Ph33r me! I own y0r 4ss!
Thrrrpptt!: But I’m up by 15 frags.
3133t d00d: F*ck you!
3133t d00d disconnected.





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3133t d00d was railed by Thrrrpptt!
3133t d00d: God**mn lag!!!!!!!!!!
Thrrrpptt!: Your ping is like 60
3133t d00d: F*ck you!
3133t d00d was railed by Thrrrpptt!
3133t d00d: Lucky shot. You suck!
3133t d00d almost dodged Thrrrpptt!’s rocket
3133t d00d: Prick! I was typing!!!!!
Thrrrpptt!: Don’t type so much. This isn’t a chat room.
3133t d00d does a backflip into the lava.
3133t d00d: Cheater! F*cking cheater!
Thrrrpptt!: I wasn’t anywhere near you! You just dove into the lava!
3133t d00d cratered.
3133t d00d melted.
3133t d00d was squished.
3133t d00d blew himself up.
3133t d00d disconnected.


£ëÊT wÃñk뮧 $H0ú£d hâvë kÊݧ b0úÑÐ 2 dâ þh0ll0wÎñ' K0MMÃÑЧ

"say Fu*king camper!"
"say Fu*king quad whore!"
"say Fu*king LPB!"
"say Fu*king BFG user!"
"say Fu*king LPB camping quad BFG whore!"



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hmm this kinda reminds me of an article over on gamespy
or was it 3daction planet
hmm either way you should mention who it was that spent time writing that out and the site you stole it from



also another part of being an elite online wanker
have a nickname like []D[][]V[][]D
 

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