Guess Davys illness

[Sar]

Ok, I've been feeling like shit for the last 24 hours or so, and tbh I haven't a clue what's wrong with me

Symptoms:

Weird headaches - pulsing pain in head (actually feels like a vein) that builds up to a crescendo then disappears for 45 mins or so before starting again.

Slight nausea & dizziness

The shits (can't spell Diohrrea or whatever)

Stiff neck

Insomnia

Sore eyes




Help meehhhhhhhhhhhhh - is there a Doctor in da house?

:/

 

[S-Gray]

Afgan Bug? lol

 

[Wazzerphuk]

It's JOBLESS FUCK disease, only cure known to man is GETTING A FUCKING JOB.

 

[Sar]

Lol

Hardly true cos you don't have it you lazy fucktard

 

[xane]

Queen: Edmund! Quick! Quick! Melchett's dying! We must do something!

Edmund: Well, yes, of course... er, some sort of celebration... But let's wait until he's actually snuffed it, shall we?

Queen: Nursie's old methods don't seem to be working...

Nursie: Come on, little tummy...

Queen: [goes across the room, to speak privately with Edmund] It all started last night at about two o'clock. I was tucked into bed having this absolutely scrummy dream about ponies when I was wakened by a terrific banging from Lord Melchett.

Edmund: [grins at the double entendre] Well! I never knew he had it in him.

Queen: It's true, I promise! He was banging on the castle gate, falling over, and singing a strange song about a girl who possessed something called a...dicky-di-do?

Edmund: Oh, yes, it's a lovely old hymn, isn't it... [returns to the bed] Well, Ma'am, I think I know what's wrong with Lord Melchett, and, unfortunately, it isn't fatal.

Queen: Well, hurry up and cure the horrible man -- I'm fed up with him lying there moaning and groaning...

Nursie: ...and letting off such great and fruitsome flappy woof-woofs! One can scarcely...one can't believe one's tiny nosy!

Edmund: The truth is: Lord Melchett just can't take his ale.

Melchett: [sitting up] Madam, I protest! I may be a little delicate this morning, but what I drank last night would have floored a
rhinocerous!

Edmund: ...if it was allergic to lemonade...

 

[xenon2000]

LOL... love blackadder

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Originally posted by Sar
Lol

Hardly true cos you don't have it you lazy fucktard

That'll be because I have a job. Uncanny that, really!

 

[Damini]

Symptoms:

Weird headaches - pulsing pain in head (actually feels like a vein) that builds up to a crescendo then disappears for 45 mins or so before starting again.

Could be high blood pressure, could be a migraine, could be lots and lots of things. See a doctor.

Slight nausea & dizziness

Could be lack of sugar, could be dehydration, could be lots of things. See a doctor.

The shits (can't spell Diohrrea or whatever)

Could be poor diet, could be stress, could be lactose intolerancy, could be a virus, could be lots of things. See a doctor.

Stiff neck

Could be just swollen glands causing pain, could be something more serious, could be a really shitty pillow, could be lots of things. See a doctor.

Insomnia

Lay off the coffee you computer Nerd.

Sore eyes

Step away from the monitor you computer Nerd.


Over all Sar, see a doctor?? Take paracetamol to take down a temperature, make sure you don't get any strange rashes, drinks lots of liquids and if you still feel shitey tomorow then go see someone.

Here in England we have the NHS direct phone line which is really good. I dont know what you have equivilent in Ireland, but maybe you could phone the local woman with knowledge of strange herbs and potions?

;P

 

[Damini]

Oh, and just for good measure...

*spits on a tissue and cleans Sar's face*

 

[Sar]

Originally posted by Wazzerphuk


That'll be because I have a job. Uncanny that, really!

Pimping your young boy ass to the sailors down the docks doesn't count.

 

[Sar]

Re: Re: Guess Davys illness

Originally posted by Damini
Here in England we have the NHS direct phone line which is really good. I dont know what you have equivilent in Ireland, but maybe you could phone the local woman with knowledge of strange herbs and potions?

;P

We have the NHS here too ya eejit

If I'm still feeling crap on Monday then I'll be off to the docs, too much stuff to do tomorrow.

 

[Damini]

Gah, twas a pitiful joke Sar. I apologise.

 

[Trem]

When I didn't work I couldn't sleep, too much energy left at the end of the day or summat, the sickness and dizziness and headache sounds like migraine, stop eating chocolate see if that helps(it did for me). Get well soon chum

 

[Sar]

Well feel a damn sight better today, only very occassional headache now, and no nausea or dizziness.

So I'm gonna get wired into a bottle of wine to dull whatever pain I have left

 

[Trem]

Originally posted by Sar
Well feel a damn sight better today, only very occassional headache now, and no nausea or dizziness.

So I'm gonna get wired into a bottle of wine to dull whatever pain I have left

Thats not gonna help your dizziness bro

 

[Sar]

I'll be sitting at my pc, about 1 ft away from my bed, so it'll not be too bad

 

[Testin da Cable]

I'd say you're hungover