Guaranteed Weight Loss Program.

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~Lazarus~

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A chubby fellow was reading the paper one-day, lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees an advertisement for a "guaranteed" weight loss program.
"Guaranteed my arse!", he thinks to himself, "but let's see what they think they can do".
He calls them on the phone and subscribes to the 4 day, 10 pound weight loss program. The next day there comes a knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic 19-year-old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike's and a sign hanging around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Well, without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his wicked way with
her. After they are through, he thinks to himself with a nod, "I like the way this company does business." For the next two days, the same girl shows up, and the same thing happens each time. On the fourth day, he weighs himself, and sure enough he has lost 10 pounds.
Deciding that he likes his somewhat slender physique, not to mention the method of "treatment", he calls the company back and subscribes to their 5 day, 20 pound weight loss program. He thinks that losing 20 pounds in only 5 days seems like a lot, but he is intrigued by what their "workout" schedule might be like this time. As expected, the next day there comes a knock at his door. When he answers it, there stands a 22-year-old drop-dead gorgeous female,dressed in nothing but a pair of Reebok's and a sign around her neck. She is simply stunning, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads "If you can catch me, you can have me." He's out the door like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape, and it takes him a while to catch her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. He is really looking forward to the next four days.... For the next four days, the same girl shows up and the same thing happen each time, much to his delight. On the sixth day, he weighs himself and, unbelievably, he has lost another 20 pounds. "I love this company," he thinks to himself, "I never knew losing weight could be so easy and so much fun!" Feeling much better about himself, he decides to go for broke and subscribe to the company's 7 day, 50 pound weight loss rogram. "Are you sure, sir?" asks the representative "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," says he, I haven't felt this good in years! The next day there comes a knock at his door and enthusiastically he answers it.
There stands before him a 200-pound perfect specimen of a man dressed nothing but racing spikes, nipple clamps and a around his neck the sign reads,"If I catch you, your sweet arse is mine."
 
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S-Gray

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i think i'll go with the 20 pound weight loss program and do it all the time... heh
 
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xane

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Dissappointing, I was expecting another exciting freebieking style post ;)
 
W

Wij

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So the punchline is some people discussing what they are doing this evening on the phone ?
 

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