Green?

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*Exor*

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My shit over the last few days has been a very light shade of green. Worrying. Last time it did this I'd drunk 10 blue lagoons, no such activity this time though!

Why is my shit green!?!
 
E

*Exor*

Guest
LOL.

I must say though, it looks a lot less dirty and offensive than the usual dark brown poo. Seems cleaner, and less smelly, so maybe it's a good thing?
 
G

gremlin

Guest
Environmental friendly shit. Nice to see you doing your part for the planet there Exor :D
 
X

xane

Guest
Snot and plegm are normally green, maybe its coming out the wrong end, like your poo.
 
C

caLLous

Guest
Maybe you're talking out of your arse and shitting out of your... oh... :(
 
K

*Kornholio*

Guest
wow, this thread has managed to remain pretty timid so far...
 
C

Cod

Guest
lol

There's a colouring drug that can do something like that, make your piss bright red etc. Wouldn't mind getting hold of something like that, could have some nice fun with it.
 
M

mr.Blacky

Guest
snot aint green :mad: if it is you are way sick m8. If i were you I would go to the docter (this aint a joke) How more colour snot gets the more bacteries there are in your longues:(
 
W

Wij

Guest
You probably aren't eating enough meat. Gorillas eat veg all day and do big steamy green p00s. Sometimes they eat it too.
 
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*Exor*

Guest
OMG I think I know what it is!

I've been drinking obscene amounts of blackcurrent and 'x' (lemonade/water/vodka) recently. Blue lagoons are blue, blackcurrent a kind of light purple...so...maybe they are having similar effects.

Lesson is, if you want light green poo, drink lots of blackcurrent!
 
E

*Exor*

Guest
Read my last post lamers!!! I've explained I think! Now go forth and get green poo!!!
 
C

caLLous

Guest
Gah! This isn't just about green poo! It's the principle! :eek:
 
R

raw.

Guest
speaking of poo! i dropped a right monster the other day, i wish i had a digi cam, it was so going on ratemypoo!
 
X

xane

Guest
I know if you take too much Vitamin C your weewee comes out luminous green.
 
S

Sir Frizz

Guest
Originally posted by Wij
You probably aren't eating enough meat. Gorillas eat veg all day and do big steamy green p00s. Sometimes they eat it too.
Click to expand...

This post must be remembered forever!

:D:D:D
 
C

.cage

Guest
my sister claimed the same thing happened to her after eating mint sauce sandwiches.
 
S

ShockingAlberto

Guest
How exactly are you checking on the colour? The bog water might be distorting the light you know... Or maybe you have one of those ring block toilet duck type things, and it's releasing the green cleany stuff all over your turds?
 
C

*charlton_thd*

Guest
urgghhh i've just had a massive shit
*opens all windows in house*

wasnt green though......
 
C

*charlton_thd*

Guest
goddam mine are so big theyre called cowpats...
not cause there the same size as cowpats.........
they can cover a whole cow.............
:m00:
 
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