old.Tohtori
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In my desperate attempt to rise these here forums from the singularity of videos and jokes, jokes, more and more jokes, and revive the old times, i've decided to do another Good Morning Freddyshouse for the masses. I may be a bit rusty, so bare with me, especially in this politically ridicilous world, this may be a bit "touchy". So walk away now.
Now.
Still here?
Let's go then.
BBC reports that "Iraq's largest parliamentary bloc is to vote on a candidate for prime minister, hoping to break months of deadlock."
This is great news all! Finally we get some bloke sitting in an office overlooking all the piles of rocks there. For far too long have the dunes and blown up houses been ungoverned. Now they can finally do as the rest of the world; voice their concerns and wait from 8 to 16 months for the goverment to get off their asses and do something.
BBC also reports "Tens of thousands of people are back on the streets in Nepal's capital for a second day of mass protests, despite a shoot-on-sight curfew."
I don't know about the rest of you Freddys, but if someone told me that any guy in blue/green/camo outfit that saw even a peekaboo of my tidywhitey ass could shoot it on sight, i'd stay inside even if there was raining naked ladies and money.
From the shores of england we move on to the good ol US of A(add "-holes" if you want).
Our favourite newsagency, the CNN, reports these gems: "Georgia Tech student indicted on charge of supporting terrorism" and "Five teenage boys accused of plotting a shooting rampage at their high school on the anniversary of the Columbine massacre were arrested Thursday after a message authorities said warned of a gun attack appeared on the Web site MySpace.com."
Now, let's set the -reliability- of "Myspace" aside *cough*, but this is just the premath and you can quote me on that. If this "anti-terrorism" continues like this, i'm quite sure that the following headlines will look a bit like this:
-Member of the Terrorist organisation "Freddyshouse" was arrested today for telling -My penis is a Nuclear Weapon-
-Man gets arreted for ordering high amounts of Herbal remedies. The spokesperson of CIA told the media; "These herbal remedies contain a amount of vitamin B that can be used in the production of a thermonuclear bomb".
-Numa Numa dancer arrested for having a poster of Ali G, short for Alia Gaida, on the background of his latest video "Thong Song".
It's going to be a hell of a ride to post through the internet soon when every time you say BOMB, or TERRORIST, or BRITNEY SPEARS, you're more then likely to be arrested by the American "intelligence" agencies. I'll be expecting a black apache helicopter to shoot my home in approx. 10 minutes.
Well that's all for now, but whoever you are out there, fighting the good internet fight against the "normal" world, keep it cool and remember;
"Internet ain't evil, it's just for porn!"
Now.
Still here?
Let's go then.
BBC reports that "Iraq's largest parliamentary bloc is to vote on a candidate for prime minister, hoping to break months of deadlock."
This is great news all! Finally we get some bloke sitting in an office overlooking all the piles of rocks there. For far too long have the dunes and blown up houses been ungoverned. Now they can finally do as the rest of the world; voice their concerns and wait from 8 to 16 months for the goverment to get off their asses and do something.
BBC also reports "Tens of thousands of people are back on the streets in Nepal's capital for a second day of mass protests, despite a shoot-on-sight curfew."
I don't know about the rest of you Freddys, but if someone told me that any guy in blue/green/camo outfit that saw even a peekaboo of my tidywhitey ass could shoot it on sight, i'd stay inside even if there was raining naked ladies and money.
From the shores of england we move on to the good ol US of A(add "-holes" if you want).
Our favourite newsagency, the CNN, reports these gems: "Georgia Tech student indicted on charge of supporting terrorism" and "Five teenage boys accused of plotting a shooting rampage at their high school on the anniversary of the Columbine massacre were arrested Thursday after a message authorities said warned of a gun attack appeared on the Web site MySpace.com."
Now, let's set the -reliability- of "Myspace" aside *cough*, but this is just the premath and you can quote me on that. If this "anti-terrorism" continues like this, i'm quite sure that the following headlines will look a bit like this:
-Member of the Terrorist organisation "Freddyshouse" was arrested today for telling -My penis is a Nuclear Weapon-
-Man gets arreted for ordering high amounts of Herbal remedies. The spokesperson of CIA told the media; "These herbal remedies contain a amount of vitamin B that can be used in the production of a thermonuclear bomb".
-Numa Numa dancer arrested for having a poster of Ali G, short for Alia Gaida, on the background of his latest video "Thong Song".
It's going to be a hell of a ride to post through the internet soon when every time you say BOMB, or TERRORIST, or BRITNEY SPEARS, you're more then likely to be arrested by the American "intelligence" agencies. I'll be expecting a black apache helicopter to shoot my home in approx. 10 minutes.
Well that's all for now, but whoever you are out there, fighting the good internet fight against the "normal" world, keep it cool and remember;
"Internet ain't evil, it's just for porn!"