Googlism

[whipped]

Seeing as people seem to have refound googlism here. Post your two favorite ones about

a) Your avatar name
b) Your real name or last name if there isn't enough info.

My fav 2 for Whipped are :-
"whipped is something like watching a hybrid of sex and the city"
"whipped is now available for purchase by clicking here"

My fav for my name is :-
"pascoe is still mexico's ambassador to cuba"
"pascoe is completely out of his depths here"
One more for luck "pascoe is a 174"

 

[ECA]

a)

eca is not compulsory
eca is an enjoyable experience that i hope to relive for many more years

b) they are all crap

 

[mank!]

see sig!

 

[Gumbo]

Gumbo is a boy because he has a little row of bumps between his back legs.

 

[leggy]

LeggySites - The resource for leg, pantyhose and feet lovers

win!

ally gowans fishing instructor

Which happens to be my dad's name.

 

[Maljonic]

Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about maljonic yet.

 

[jis]

jis is a bit hard to explain in words
jis is insufficient

 

[mank!]

mank is a powerful politician who likes to say tough
mank is a whizz with origami if you let him have free reign

james walsh is one sad dude who is probably happy when it rains
james walsh is a sexy boy but his voice irritates me
james walsh is clearly influenced by jeff buckley
james walsh is a man with the voice of an angel and at times what is essentially a pretty average indie band behind him
james walsh is the latest in a long line of britpop dramatic performance singers taking cues from thom yorke of radiohead and francis black
james walsh is already proving himself to be a more than accomplished songwriter and his voice
james walsh is the most talented singer in a long time
james walsh is an accomplished performer and lives up to his recorded vocals
james walsh is not a cock

Damn that faggot from Starsailor.

 

[mookie]

1) mookie is the man
2) mookie is not clinging to my leg

a) jonathan is a hot tramp
b) jonathan is a healthy 7lbs 3oz and 19" long

 

[mank!]

Originally posted by mookie
mookie is not clinging to my leg

actually, that's a lie!

 

[mookie]

in your DREAMS mank

 

[FatBusinessman]

Well, both "Fatbusinessman" and "Fat Businessman" produced crap results, so:

fatty is your kahuna
fatty is also more durable and easier to maintain than dual telescoping forks

david thompson is behind it all
david thompson is 'far from imminent'

 

[mank!]

Originally posted by mookie
in your DREAMS mank

yes, quite often

 

[SilverHood]

SilverHood Forum Deity

hmmms

Through this unique and innovative event, Portland will celebrate "silverhood," a time of renewed drive and commitment of the older citizens in our community ...

WTF?


On the surname thing... too many to mention, but Sevatheda Fynes fisnished 7th at the Olympics in Atlanta.... representing the Bahamas... considering Fynes is an Irish name, thats sorta strange

 

[Gef]

gef is required for normal endocytosis
gef is similar in sequence to ras guanine nucleotide exchange factors
gef is the place where the rubber meets the road
gef is a new entity which is distinct from the former gef

Interesting ...

 

[Yoni]

Yoni
1] A zine celebrating and exploring the feminine principle
2] Yoni puja is a worship par excellence and by omitting it every other puja is rendered useless. For this present Yuga the part of Sakthi's body worshiped is the Yoni. Thus, Devi is worshiped only with regards to her Yoni.

there was nothing returned for my married name so I used my maiden name

Laura Wilkinson: A Deep Faith Helped Her
laura wilkinson is raising your adrenalin

 

[mr.Blacky]

Blacky

blacky is now a hermit

really?

blacky is a real part in our family
blacky is special
blacky is caught and tortured

/edit

nick williams is a wonderful man

hehe

 

[CAC]

The mission of the CAC is to make available and accessible quality art reflecting all of California's diverse cultures

 

[Garaen]

.Asmo is my bitch now

 

[Cdr]

1. cdr is attractive
2. cdr is a side project from rl crutchfield and perhaps the next phase of dark day the happy little oysters

 

[Will]

will is just painfully too much for us mortals
will is testing please excuse the noise and any involuntary profanity
will is the only answer to terrorism
will is the root of all evil

 

[doh_boy]

Paul Doherty is:

is certainly set to give her a run for her money
is simply excellent at this and has few rivals
is simply excellent
is interviewed by kron

nothing about doh_boy :/

 

[(Shovel)]

Fatty posted some of mine recently, so here's some different ones:

shovel is electric and required an extension cord
shovel is one of those quirky japanese games that usually never make it to american shores
shovel is 14 k gold plated
shovel is hinged to the rear half in such a manner that it opens or closes by hydraulic means

Ahem... sorry, couldn't only choose two.

ben ward is a giant maniac
ben ward is not a black police commissioner but a police commissioner who is black
ben ward is a god on stage

Aparently.

 

[doh_boy]

Originally posted by (Shovel)

ben ward is a giant maniac

Custom title pls

 

[mr.Blacky]

hehe so you are black too

blacky is obviously black and furry all over

but it also says

blacky is not really black

 

[(Shovel)]

Originally posted by doh_boy
Custom title pls

Hellayeah... Pleeeeeeease?
*fluffles admins*

 

[fusi0n]

Googlism? :/

 

[mank!]

www.googlism.com

 

[fusi0n]

1 .n00b is there any way to prove your cat's breath smells like fish? click here

2. redneck is the only cardboard figure left standing in our ethnic shooting gallery

 

[Moving Target]

moving target is actually a good thing
moving target is a deep journey that might get a bit tedious at first
moving target is the piece of a pure classic art