Golf - Boring?

[dysfunction]

Christie Kerr won the LPGA Golf Challenge in California last Sunday

But I think that the LPGA Challenge folks might want to consider a redesign of their trophy after seeing this

 

[caLLous]

Wow, you really dusted off the cobwebs when you got this one out of the "ITS BEEEN POSTED 50 MILLIUN TYMES BEFOR!!1" cupboard.

 

[dysfunction]

Has it??

Oh sorry

Its the first time Ive seen it...

 

[prime1]

first i seen it as well, must have missed the other 50,000,000 posts with it in :/

 

[Will]

Ditto, never seen it before. And it made me laugh.

 

[legendario]

i've not seen it before ... thanks dysfunction...i'm still laughing (yet strangely aroused)

 

[S-Gray]

Just smell that Farmfood Goodness...

 

[legendario]

Originally posted by Super_Gray[SG]
Just smell that Farmfood Goodness...

It looks like a cock.

wtf are you referring to? .. i'm scared now.

 

[Ono]

 

[Mellow-]

She's kissing a see through willy

Golf is rather boring though.

 

[Nylex]

Originally posted by Mellow-
Golf is rather boring though.

Too true.

 

[caLLous]

Originally posted by prime1
first i seen it as well, must have missed the other 50,000,000 posts with it in :/

There wasn't the contextual story, but the picture is old. Still a good'un though.

 

[Hashmonster]

stuff the picture, i wanna know what Super_Gray is going on about!

 

[S-Gray]

It was a Weak Joke, you didnt get it so na

 

[Mellow-]

He's probably forgotten what he was on about at the time.

 

[Munkey-]

1" cupboard eh?

think i've seen this vaugley. years ago. still funny though

 

[S-Gray]

Originally posted by Mellow-
He's probably forgotten what he was on about at the time.

To Be Honest i have now... Bugga!

 

[danger]

Originally posted by Mellow-
She's kissing a see through willy

............ oh wait rrrrrrrrrooooooooooooffffffffffffllllllllllllllllllllllllllll didn't get it till you pointed that out! heh aint seen that before!

Golf is boring though....... On a slightly different note does anyone know the rules to american football.. who can explain them to me?!? I wouldn't be that interested except I'm determined to join the uni team next year... just for the sake of bedding the cheerleaders........ ffuuuuuuuuuuuckkk yeaaaaaaaah 90% of them have slept with a member of the team.... hmmmmm

/me puts on kevlar and prances around like a girl...... BLUE 32, GO DEEP, DEEPER, DEEEPER, DEEEEEEEEPPEEERRR

... I may have crossed a line somewhere.

 

[Mellow-]

You didn't just cross the line, you left it and kept going.

 

[doh_boy]

American football, think rugby but

1) They can throw the ball forward.

2) They have 5(?) chances to advance a certain amount of yards before they loose the ball. The chances are called "downs"

3) You can tackle someone even if they haven' t got the ball

If this is all wrong then....pants I don't know :/

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

Originally posted by doh_boy
American football, think rugby but

1) They can throw the ball forward.

2) They have 5(?) chances to advance a certain amount of yards before they loose the ball. The chances are called "downs"

3) You can tackle someone even if they haven' t got the ball

If this is all wrong then....pants I don't know :/

1) Only once per play

2) 4 chances, and they have to advance it ten yards

3) you can 'block' anything more is play interference

you are pants ;/

 

[dysfunction]

American Football is stupid!

The actual game should only last like an hour but it takes them about 4 hours cos they have so many time outs to fix their makeup!

 

[prime1]

its actually to allow adverts ;p

 

[kryt]

American football is played by the kids that were left out at school.
The average player is 4 foot 10, and built like kate moss on a diet.

Enough padding to make Linford Christie's underwear look over-accommodated (bloody poofs).

Stand around, running into eachother aimlessly, rather like those stupid inflatable sumo suits. Fall over. Get up. Get up again, huddle around, carry out a quick 40 man, 2 umpire gangbang.
Go "HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT" lots in the process.

Repeat as necessary.

It's a shit game, which for some, odd reason, the US are the best in the world at. Golf is boring, but at least us euro's cunted the yanks for a change. And its played worldwide, all they have is Tiger "Too Arrogant to Practice in front of Fans" Woods. So they have competition.

Why put up with being shit at games played all over the world, when you can invent an utterly repulsively wanky sport/game, so shit noone with half an ounce of sense will play it, and announce, without any shame, you are the best in the world at it!

I'm the best Rice Krispie Eater in the World!

 

[Lester]

But The Longest Yard (Burt Reynolds) is a great film (also called Mean Machine - yes the one on which the Vinnie Jones film is based)

"I think he broke my fuckin nose!!"