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Overdriven

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They should check their kitchen, they've most probabluy carved it into the meat, boiled it so it doesn't look man made (the carvings) and done it only for business :)
 

Dukat

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They should check their kitchen, they've most probabluy carved it into the meat, boiled it so it doesn't look man made (the carvings) and done it only for business :)

Unbeliever! its obviously a sign from on high!

I mean, if they were going to send a message writing it in a cross section of minging beef would be the only logical way they would do it!
 

Overdriven

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But :( I saw the mark of allah in my cornflakes! HOLY CORNFLAKES!*





*May or may not be true
 

kiliarien

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But :( I saw the mark of allah in my cornflakes! HOLY CORNFLAKES!*





*May or may not be true

Clearly Smiths Scampi Flavour Fries were created by the holy one. God must be MD of the company.



Mmmm, lovely. Divine food indeed, sod the beef gristle.
 

Lamp

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...some Islamic scholars who...commented that it was a sign to show that Islam is the only true religion for mankind

Makes sense.

I bit through a Snickers once and saw a picture of a man licking a woman's armpit. So what does that mean ?
 

Uara

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it means that is the true way for seduction. the licking of armpits is the best way to get a women into bed.
 

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