Glastonbury phrasebook

[Svartmetall]

Since it's pretty clear people are struggling, I thought I'd just knock up a few helpful everyday phrases to help maintain the entente cordiale over there.


Defense de camping - Kindly bugger off mate, these are our Drakulvs

Merde! Milliards de champignons! - They have an Animist

N'oubliez pas les bateaux - We're going to Leirvik

Ou est le pierre? I have never played this realm before and don't know where the bindstone is here

Ou est Camelot? - I have bought this character on Ebay and don't know where anything is

/rude/rude/rude/slit/slit/slit - My main is on Camlann

Je ne suis pas Anglais, je suis Gallois - I'm not with them

Quoi? Je suis deja mort? - Looked like a Hib group to me

Je vous donne plusieurs de plats pour m'apporter a Moderna - I cannot be arsed to level my character

Ou est le FOP? - I am playing on the wrong server

Ou est le guerrissuese? - I shouldn't have tried to solo that

Quelq'un a tue tout les grises - I think there's an Infil here

C'est foutu! Il ne tire pas! Il ne marche pas du tout! - I have never used a treb before and have no idea what I'm doing

Non, non, je vous prie...pas encore - I think that's enough Darkspire raids for one day

Je ne peut pas trouver mon Malice - I am still playing on the wrong server

Does ANYBODY speak English in here? - Does ANYBODY speak English in here?


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[Dreami]

Lite L o L

 

[Takhasis]

hehe "classic" post \o/

 

[kiliarien]

LMAO Fantastic work :worthy:

 

[Ljuvasara]

awesome mate!

 

[Comos]

rofl have a rep

 

[Benedictine]

Quality!

 

[Himse]

lol Svart =) rep point deserved

 

[Lam]

Hehe, have to remember to translate it all like that next time

 

[EmeraldSpider]

Fabulous....here have a rep point

Ele

 

[stafrin]

rofl .P

 

[old.Whoodoo]

Class m8! I would rep u but it says I cant give you anymore till I give someone else some luvin

 

[Phoebee-v-]

/rude/rude/rude/slit/slit/slit - My main is on Camlann

And as allways You proove yourself to judge all by meeting 1 person.

GJ

 

[collegien]

LOL Excellent stuff m8i

:worthy:

 

[Boni]

rofl

 

[Chimaira]

Fun

 

[Fana]

Nice one Svart ^^

 

[Gungo]

LoL brilliant Svart

 

[Kolez]

LMAO fantastic .

 

[Arumos]

And as allways You proove yourself to judge all by meeting 1 person.

GJ

? never met 1 nice person on camlan...

btw funyn stuff svart

 

[Samaroon EatsCheese]

Wow.. just wow!

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

OMGROFLOL

Rep-alicious

 

[Salvion]

hahaha brilliant

 

[Dr_Evil]

I have no idea what the french words mean, so is this a hoax dictionary or is it for real? I'll start using it anyway!

 

[Rickie]

:worthy:

 

[Tosen]

Laughed my tits off! ...man-boobs atleast... rep'ed!

 

[Cadiva]

Just the quality I'd expect from you Svart, nice one

Have a rep point.

 

[Overdriven]

"/rude/rude/rude/slit/slit/slit - My main is on Camlann" - Get a bloody clue.


Good post though.

 

[igli]

kopter lol, rep inc

 

[Ryuno]

lol made me chuckle a bit