Give me....

[Thorwyn]

a poem.

Or rather: a nursery rhmye.
What I need is a nursery rhyme, which contains dwarves as some form of "scare off" monsters. Something along the lines of: Better go to bed and sleep now, or the dwarves are coming to get you.
Giving rep to anyone who comes up with an original, funny rhyme.

 

[Outlander]

do as I say child,
or dwarves will come and smash in your skull.

 

[Thorwyn]

Great!

In fact... VERY great!
This.... this... minimalism. And the .. um.. metrum!

 

[Lamp]

We march with axe, and stone, and beard
Get thee to bed, we're to be feared !

 

[Thorwyn]

lol
nice one

 

[- English -]

I ho, I ho its off to bed we go...
something something something sleep

 

[phade]

do as I say child,
or dwarves will come and smash in your skull.

Nice one i almost fell of my chair laughing.

 

[Wild]

the little men came down from the hill
with the wind blustering and blowing a chill

no one knew who they really were
except they looked like they brought murd-er

they were scruffy dirty and smelly
and gorged on raspberry jelly

if they heard a child was being bad
they would scribble in their notpad
and send them off to bagdad

 

[Tilda]

Little miss muffet, sat on a bucket, eating her curds and whey.
Along game a dwarf who sat down beside her and said go to bed, ok?!

 

[Shalom]

Get to bed or I'll haunt you and cause you severe emotional trauma which will permenently scar you.

 

[old.Tohtori]

This little child listened to what i did say,
but this little child said "Dwarves, no way!"
This little child went to bed and slept well,
but this little child is now stuck down a well.