Girls

[Lamp]

A girl came skipping home
from school one day. "Mommy,
Mommy," she yelled, "we were
counting today, and all the
other kids could only count
to four, but I counted to 10.
See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8,
9, 10!"


"Very good," said her mother.


"Is it because I'm blonde?"
the girl said.


"Yes, it's because you're
blonde," said the mommy.


The next day the girl came
skipping home from
school. "Mommy, Mommy," she
yelled, "we were saying the
alphabet today, and all the
other kids could only say it
to D, but I said it to G.
See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"


"Very good," said her mother.


"Is it because I'm blonde,
Mommy?"


"Yes, it's because you're
blonde."


The next day the girl came
skipping home from
school. "Mommy, Mommy," she
yelled, "we were in gym class
today, and when we showered,
all the other girls had flat
chests, but I have these!"
lifting her tank top to
reveal a wonderful pair of C-
cuppers.


"Errm, very good, dear,"
said her embarrassed mother.


"Is it because I'm blonde,
mommy?"


"No Honey, it's because
you're 24...."

 

[Karl]

ROFL!!! very good

 

[Amanita]

Like I couldn't see that coming

 

[Outlander]

hehe

 

[Ezteq]

rofl i didnt see that coming!

no really i didnt

 

[Vladamir]

Heh

 

[Saveus]

haha nice

 

[Darksword]

haha nice... this thread is nothing without pictures.

 

[Ame]

rofl i didnt see that coming!

no really i didnt

Its cause you're blonde

 

[Ezteq]

no i had my eyes closed

 

[cazno]

haha nice... this thread is nothing without pictures.

hah, ye I agree

 

[cHodAX]

Made me spill my cup of tea I laughed so much, would -rep you if could as punishment for the tea stains

 

[Dandare]

lol nice one :worthy: