Ghost School!!!??1?

[Gumbo]

Just got an email from Amazon asking if I'd like to pre-order Ms Arnold's latest offering that is to be released on June 1st.

So Lou, you finished it yet then?

I still haven't got round to getting you to sign the 2 copies of the 1st one I bought.

(Does it make any difference who I buy it from to your pocket? Otherwise I'm pre-ordering tonight!)

 

[Damini]

No difference to my pocket, not so far as I know, so order away Yes, I finally got it finished, working on a third one now. I'm almost productive!

 

[Chilly]

Blimey damini - you'll turn into terry pratchett. 50 new novels a year all on the same topic

 

[Sar]

So soon?

Excellent!

 

[Whipped]

I've been naughty and not finished reading the first one. Soz Lou.

 

[Damini]

Heh, no need to apologise Whipped. You're not exactly the target demographic, so I think I can forgive you if you just read the blurb and fake the rest

 

[Trem]

How many (if you don't mind me asking) of the first one did you sell Miss Louise?

 

[ECA]

Really, how are ghosts meant to feel each other up before the bike shed?
I mean unless they died on a bike they don't even get astral wheels right?

 

[Trem]

Its a kiddies book, I am quite sure Damini won't put in any spit roasting behind the bike sheds.

Hmmm although........any chance Lou?

 

[Sharma]

"And then, julie started couressing billy's inconceivable falice..."

 

[Lazarus]

"And then, julie started couressing billy's inconceivable falice..."

couressing???? wtf is that.

something to do with courgettes?

 

[Tom]

Whats a falice? Is it some kind of pink chalice?

 

[yaruar]

Its a kiddies book, I am quite sure Damini won't put in any spit roasting behind the bike sheds.

Hmmm although........any chance Lou?

I fear that there will already be 50 year old overweight lady virgins in texas writing school boy ghost slash with that very subject....

 

[Lazarus]

Whats a falice? Is it some kind of pink chalice?

"rubs billys pink chalice with a ripe courgette"



doesnt quite have the same deep meaning.

 

[Trem]

I always knew Laz and Tom were sex experts.


























*laughs*



had to edit because it censored *s n i g g e r s*

 

[Sharma]

Apologies, alcohol doesn't do wonders for spelling.

 

[Damini]

Heh, I like the fact that Sharma's version of porn just involves violating the english language.

I must confess, I hadn't heard of slash fiction before I found a website where someone said my book had good "slash potential". Innocent little flower, aren't I? I googled it, and found just the most appalling picture of two hobbits in cohoots. I haven't found any slash fiction written about my books yet though, which is quite a relief. I'm not entirely sure of the numbers sold on the last book - I know it's >20k, but I think that's not just England, it's commonwealth too, and it's on a slow burn. No idea how many the american version has sold. No top seller list, but it's just happily skipping along, continuing to sell, which can only be a good thing.

Anyway, this thread is a nice antidote to a rubbish day. Been feeling a bit under the weather, so had a nap earlier on in my reclining chair. Woke up, and discovered that I'd slept on a kitten poo. So I flap about a bit in horror, commence tidying it up, stripping and burning my clothes, soaking the world in febreeze, when a friend turns up out of the blue. I make him a cup of tea, and I'm grabbing him a book to show when I manage to get one foot tangled up in an airer, do the splits, throw tea all over the clothes I changed into, crack my head, twist my ankle, and get three ridges from the clothes drier imprinted into my back. Cat poop and injuries

 

[Gumbo]

Aw, bless...

Can I still send you those books to sign btw? I think the lad I bought them for is just about old enough now, and I can get the new one and give them to him altogether.

 

[ECA]

A reclining chair and cats....its all over.......run kenny.....run....while you still can!

 

[Damini]

Course you can Gumbo. Oh, I think WHSmiths are including them in a 3 for 2 offer, so if people want to buy other books it could work out better value buying it there.

And ECA, I broke Kenny's will a long time ago. He's not going anywhere. You're too late! TOO LATE!!

 

[Trem]

If I send you Samms copy of the book will you sign it with cat pooh please?

Drawings as well, there must be drawings.

 

[Damini]

I'll just squidge a cat poo between the pages, and then psychiatrist style, you can ask her what she sees in the shape. That do?