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[Deebs]

Just checked WebMaster tools tonight and I noticed the following:

On average, pages in your site take 1.4 seconds to load (updated on Apr 3, 2011). This is faster than 81% of sites.

 

[Edmond]

Thats cos people are looking for boobies

 

[old.Tohtori]

Freddys is one of the best sites around, not only for the riveting conversations, the interesting personalities, the flamboyant ga...boobies and bums, but also for the sheer uptime and lack of so called internetbugs.

Big :worthy: and thanks, which is said way too rarely.

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Big :worthy: and thanks, which is said way too rarely.

What he said.

 

[Gwadien]

Yep Deebs, you're doing a great job with the Forum, it's the best place around to get your daily intake of opinions and bullshit(mainly mine, but hey..) keep it up sir! <3<3

Think we need to make a deebs appreciation website.

 

[Huntingtons]

you got my seal of approval which means the world! (to me at least!)


i can dig this site and agree with everybody who agrees with me on this point

 

[Laddey]

I'd like to thank you deebs and the rest of FH'ers! You've been with me through my childhood. When I went egging prostitutes, when step dad had a stroke. Even when my asshole brother went down.


I love you guys

 

[nath]

You egged prostitutes?

Classy.

 

[Deebs]

I'd like to thank you deebs and the rest of FH'ers! You've been with me through my childhood. When I went egging prostitutes, when step dad had a stroke. Even when my asshole brother went down.


I love you guys

How old were you when you joined FH?

 

[Aoami]

I would have been about 13 when i first joined BW. There were definitely younger people as well!

 

[Laddey]

How old were you when you joined FH?

I was 14/15 mate


And egging prozzys wasnt the high point in my life. It's not as if i'd go doing it now at my age.

 

[MYstIC G]

Think we need to make a deebs appreciation website.

This is the Deebs appreciation website

 

[TdC]

yep. every hit on the database makes the wifi egg in his pants vibrate

 

[Deebs]

lol, it is not just all down to me, lots of people have put enormous amounts of effort into FH (the mods, coders, graphics) and then the actual users of the forums.

It is all of us that have made it what it is and allowed it to survive for many years.

Having said I do strive for high performance!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Who would have thought a basic page with pretty much text only content would load quicker than sites with flash, images and all kinds of other stuff?

 

[Deebs]

Who would have thought a basic page with pretty much text only content would load quicker than sites with flash, images and all kinds of other stuff?

That is beside the point!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Who would have thought a basic page with pretty much text only content would load quicker than sites with flash, images and all kinds of other stuff?

You should get the Collectors Edition. It has add-finder that suits your personal shopping needs, daily boob&booty pop-ups and an interactive thread swaffler.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

That is beside the point!

Compare it to other forum-only sites!

 

[Deebs]

Compare it to other forum-only sites!

Give me some examples so I can compare against and hopefully improve.

 

[DaGaffer]

Hubris. Site has been dog slow since last night. That'll learn ya.

 

[Deebs]

Hubris. Site has been dog slow since last night. That'll learn ya.

Yup and I know why, the webserver that serves just the static content like images, js etc kernel panicked

It is back now but I need to do some investigating as to why...

 

[MYstIC G]

It felt unnecessarily pressured when you put it in the spotlight and had a panic attack.

 

[Jupitus]

It felt unnecessarily pressured when you put it in the spotlight and had a panic attack.

How apt! Sounds like plenty of the tree-hugging emos who play certain games

 

[Scouse]

You egged prostitutes?

Classy.

This


*ohandgenericnicethingaboutdeebsandthesite

 

[Ch3tan]

You egged prostitutes?

Classy.

This


*ohandgenericnicethingaboutdeebsandthesite

Don't necro the thread, but it's an amusing read

https://forums.freddyshouse.com/off-topic-21/237558-last-night.html

Also show's how senile nath is, seeing as he posted in it a fair bit!

And Laddey's changed a fair bit since then, so go easy

 

[Deebs]

An update...

On average, pages in your site take 1.3 seconds to load (updated on Apr 7, 2011). This is faster than 83% of sites.

I want to get to subsecond speeds as far as google are concerned....

 

[Ctuchik]

Free cookies for everyone when you do then?

 

[old.Tohtori]

I want to get to subsecond speeds as far as google are concerned....

0.18308 Home page generation for me. Can't complain

 

[Laddey]

Don't necro the thread, but it's an amusing read

https://forums.freddyshouse.com/off-topic-21/237558-last-night.html

Also show's how senile nath is, seeing as he posted in it a fair bit!

And Laddey's changed a fair bit since then, so go easy

And i thought it was stuck in the archives, cheers for bringin that up mate haha not exactly the high point in my life i gotta say.