Geography of a Woman Vs a Man....

[Ormorof]

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN V A Man

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa; half discovered, half wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America; well developed and open
to
trade especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India; very hot, relaxed and convinced
of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France; Gently aging
but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia; lost the war haunted by past
mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia; very wide and borders are
unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia; with a glorious and all
conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is,
but
no one wants to go there.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick

saw it on old guild board post and thought id share it with the rest of you

 

[Sissyfoo]

Heh heh...the male part is so sadly true.

 

[Dillinja]

I'd may aswell be the first one to say it; Sexist!!!111

 

[Conchabar]

I'd may aswell be the first one to say it; Sexist!!!111

dam sexist1!21!

 

[Sissyfoo]

~jumps on the bandwagon~

FUCKIN' SEXITS!!

...SESXITS!!

...fuck it.

 

[Dillinja]

I didn't know you were dyslexic, sissy.

 

[Sissyfoo]

My fingers are cramped from wan...working too much. :/

 

[Dillinja]

Wan... I mean worker.

You should quit your han-... job like me.

 

[Sissyfoo]

If I did that then how would I be able to afford my plane ticket out of this miserable cess pool I call England?

 

[Dook]

If I did that then how would I be able to afford my plane ticket out of this miserable cess pool I call England?

I hear Piccadilly Circus is looking for a new rent boy to work platform 3...

(I quit)

 

[Ezteq]

well im a gal and i thought it was funnegh though am considering either suicide or massive plastic surgery for when i hit 40 now I DONT WANNA BE A MONGOLIA!!!!!!

 

[Morchaoron]

well im a gal and i thought it was funnegh though am considering either suicide or massive plastic surgery for when i hit 40 now I DONT WANNA BE A MONGOLIA!!!!!!

dont worry m8, with some surgery, face-lifting and gen-therapy you'll be like turkey; the tourist part is good but dont go any deeper in the mainland...

 

[Ezteq]

dont worry m8, with some surgery, face-lifting and gen-therapy you'll be like turkey; the tourist part is good but dont go any deeper in the mainland...

cheers morch thats just made me feel a whole lot better
hang on did you mean the country or the bird? cos tbh a long crinkely neck, constant gobbling and generally running about trying to get stuffed OMG its liz taylor!!!!!!!!

 

[Morchaoron]

the country....

 

[Karam_Gruul]

women are like the forests of australia, once set on fire, just wont stop burning

 

[Ubbis]

hm

so women are ruled by a dick from 21 to 30 also, intressting, guess they should be married then so might be true.

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Women are like nuclear states. Nice places, interesting architecture, lots of underbrush and somewhere you realy dont want to get on the wrong side of.

 

[Sigurd]

Beautiful, intelligent, caring women are like Atlantis - a nice myth.
Plain women are like Finland - you lose concentration before you finish saying their name.
Fat women are like Switzerland - fond of money, like to remain neutral, but ultimately worship chocolate.
Young, beautiful virgins are like New Zealand - wild, untamed and beautiful, but once visited once the luxury's gone.

 

[Ala]

women are like the forests of australia, once set on fire, just wont stop burning

Wow is that the view foreigners have of our forests? it's true