General MMORPG forum posting "guidelines"

[belth]

- Whine about completely unfair play, when you get killed by someone in RvR
- Generalize the whole class of your killer from that one occurence
- Claim your killer must be using a buffbot because he owned you
- Demand nerfs on the players class that killed you (I mean, wtf archers have range and casters can nuke, huh? Why can't I? NERF!!!)
- Complain that the 2 other realms are constantly camping your portal keep, zerging you etc, even when they're actually not
- Completely downplay your own class, telling everyone how totally gimped your class is
- Look for posts where you can whine more about your own class of choice
- Again demand for nerfs, but this time because you can't solo aswell as that other class
- Flame everyone that disagrees with you
- When you can't think of anything better to say, use phrases like "fuck you/off", "stfu n00b", "fucking gimp" and so on - they make you look verbally superior to the other posters, increasing your reputation
- When you kill someone in RvR, instantly come post on the forums that you totally 0wnz0r3d that guy with your supposedly completely gimped class

Must be some things I missed, but those cover the content of 99% posts, no?

 

[old.Tzeentch]

yes.

 

[old.Second]

 

[Xandax]

It is completely unfair that my thane wich is the most gimped and nerfed class ever can't even solo the dragon when I know for a fact that both albion and hibenia class' can solo the dragon.
They should really be nerfed into oblivion and if you can't see it, well then ********
I have even been killed in RvR by the grey albs and hibs because there are so freeking many of them, you can't move 5 steps from mid. PK without getting zerged by hoardes of grey uber classes.
Mytic should really get off the ... and nerf everybody but me.
etc etc etc...



Nice one Belthazor, you have really captured the mood of many people

 

[old.LandShark]

You missed the last one-
-Complain about people who complain on forums

 

[belth]

Stop complaing about me missing people complaining about people complaining on forums about people complaining (repeat indefinitely)!

 

[Belsameth]

OMG
ROFL!

that was awesome!

 

[Nishar Sunee]

LOL, never a truer word said, i stopped reading this forum a long time ago because of the above, glad to see others have noticed it.

 

[Novamir]

- Completely downplay your own class, telling everyone how totally gimped your class is


lol

 

[Ensceptifica]

Yup, that's about it ( ;