Game of Threes

[Lamp]

Something my m8 and I were doing over a few glasses of alcohol last night: Come up with a *funny sentence* (or whatever) mentioning the same word used three times for the following three actions:

1. Eating

2. Watching something on TV

3. Clothing

I'll start. Eg. "CHICKEN"

There I was, eating Kentucky Fried Chicken, watching Chicken Run, wearing a rubber Chicken on my penis.

The last word is the word the next person starts with.

So next person has to use "PENIS".

Off you go.

 

[Sparx]

i was watching lamp eat penis
while he was watching Penis on TV for tips
and wearing a Penis cap on his head

next word is elephant

 

[swords]

Next word is HEAD noob...

 

[Demon2k3]

i was watching lamp eat penis
while he was watching Penis on TV for tips
and wearing a Penis cap on his head

next word is elephant

wrong there next word is head.

so i'll start now.
i was eating a cooked head , while watching a guy getting his head chopped of on tv wearing a head shaped hat.

next word HAT

 

[Gamah]

I was eating my hat
While watching Hat World on TV
Wearing a hat shaped jumper

 

[Sparx]

ahh now i get it <----n00b

 

[Takhasis]

I was eating Spaghetti Hoops off my jumper,
While watching a pr0n film where a bloke jump(d)er (silent d )
Whilst wearing a jumper my mum had knitted

that do?

 

[Steffan-]

(I paid a guy I met to eat the jumper off my car, next thing i saw some crazy guy jump out an airplane while wearin' a jumper with a photo of a huge monk)

Too late I were, be arsed doing a new one i can't

 

[Lamp]

I was eating my wife's knitted pubic hairs as the Kniting Weekly DVD was playing. My wife was wearing a knitted kangaroo scrotum

Next up: KANGAROO SCROTUM