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Sparx

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You know that press pass i have for SW4 this saturday

Well just been told its VIP muhuh

No queing for the bar, own loos special entrance so dont have to que with the plebians


Just thought you would like to know
 

tris-

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may i set you a challenge?

i want a decent photo of 2 hot girls lessing it off (tongues will do) with wet t shirts and long hair.
 

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thats probably one of the easiest pics to do


at least make it a challenge


Get a camera near 2 girls and they instantly do the fake lesbian thing

Get-Maximal-01.jpg


Everytime
 

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i dont want fake, and i dont want bitches looking at each other.

i want -
2 hot girls
long brown hair, wet preferably
wet t shirts
tickling each others tongue, with each others tongue
gotta be real passion not "OMG LOOKS AT ME IM ON A PHOTO"
 

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that was just an example, i'm going to be at a "festival" its going to be sunny, hot and dry.

Its gonna be an easy challenge
 

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how about 10 girls all scissoring in a circle then?
 

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ofc it can. girls scissor then they also kiss the next girl in the circle, their lips forming the link if you will.
 

old.Tohtori

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ofc it can. girls scissor then they also kiss the next girl in the circle, their lips forming the link if you will.

Yes, those kind of link circles are possible, but a pure scissor circle is impossible :(
 

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that was just an example, i'm going to be at a "festival" its going to be sunny, hot and dry.

Its gonna be an easy challenge

Well get the most hardcore photos you can then you arrogant so and so :eek::D
 

tris-

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this would suffice imo

sparx is good but we cant ask for the impossible.
 

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just wonder how drunk i need to get these girls now

I may just get really pissed myself then i wont care if they are drunk/fit/willing/breathing
 

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if you capture a decent photo i will rep you, hows that?

looks like getting women to scissor circle is too hard for mr leetphotographerdude.
 

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just wonder how drunk i need to get these girls now

I may just get really pissed myself then i wont care if they are drunk/fit/willing/breathing

was wondering what your cop-out would be ;)
 

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i'm not coping out, i'll still give it a go, just warning you they may be drunk/ugly/tied together/dead
 

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i'm not coping out, i'll still give it a go, just warning you they may be drunk/ugly/tied together/dead

thats the spirit :D

On a side note, how on earth do you manage to get a VIP pass into almost every big gig!
/jelous :(
 

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i'm a pro photographer for the biggest Music site in the UK so i get all the good jobs and just go and take pics :)

tis a hard life, almost had free for Creamfields too but bit of a trek going from London all the way up north, both SW4 and Creamfields are on the same day so no chance
 

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i'm a pro photographer for the biggest Music site in the UK so i get all the good jobs and just go and take pics :)

tis a hard life, almost had free for Creamfields too but bit of a trek going from London all the way up north, both SW4 and Creamfields are on the same day so no chance

i'll go in your place!, wig and a dress noone will tell the difference
 

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if anyone asks who you are just say your the fluffer


gets me in everytime
 

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Bet you, like every other man here, is still thinking how a REAL scissor circle could be done :D

Wrong... I don't even know what the hell a scissor circle is! Or a "scissor" at all, in that context. Sounds interesting though!

Care to explain? :D Tris's picture was a bit.. blurry.
 

old.Tohtori

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Wrong... I don't even know what the hell a scissor circle is! Or a "scissor" at all, in that context. Sounds interesting though!

Care to explain? :D Tris's picture was a bit.. blurry.

Yes like hunt so eloquently put it, it's girl on girl sexoring :D

Think of a girls legs as scissors, and another girls legs as a pair of other scissors, then put these scissors between eachother so the girls naughty bits rub against eachother. *nod*
 

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You know that press pass i have for SW4 this saturday

Well just been told its VIP muhuh

No queing for the bar, own loos special entrance so dont have to que with the plebians


Just thought you would like to know

Is it still against forums rules to say die irl to someone?

Just wondering!>!>!
 

Sparx

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yeah say it, i wont take offense i deserve it
 

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