funny :)

[Tisme]

Jesus is watching you

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!"

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.

The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically,he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.

He asked the parrot, "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"

"Yes", said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then asked the parrot, "What's your name?"

"Clarence," said the bird.

"That's a dumb name for a parrot", sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?"

The parrot replied, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus."

And befor u say it....I know its old but I like it

 

[Loxleyhood]

Heh.

 

[harebear]

Tihi.

 

[Loxleyhood]

At the pub tonight, some 15 year old chavs were playing pool on the table next to us and one of them said to me, 'Hey, there's the chalk here, boi.'

'Boy?' I said to him. 'Did you call me a boy?'

At that point my friend said to me, 'Tom. What are you doing?' And dragged me away. I hate chavs.

 

[Dillinja]

Lol. I liked that one tisme. Very good.

 

[Phule_Gubben]

Funny story Tisme.

 

[Pippic]

i must say i thought loxs story was better :/

 

[Lumikki]

Heheh

 

[Fedaykin]

should have inserted the cue in him lox

 

[Nomans Land]

Nice1 Tisme I like it.

And lol at Lox too.

 

[Tallen]

Old yes, but still made me smile

 

[Chronictank]

At the pub tonight, some 15 year old chavs were playing pool on the table next to us and one of them said to me, 'Hey, there's the chalk here, boi.'

'Boy?' I said to him. 'Did you call me a boy?'

At that point my friend said to me, 'Tom. What are you doing?' And dragged me away. I hate chavs.

Sounds to me like you were willing to start a argument/fight out of nothing..
I hate people like you

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

Sounds to me like you were willing to start a argument/fight out of nothing..
I hate people like you

them's is fighting words ;P

 

[Lumikki]

15 year olds in a bar.... <shivers>

Thank you Lord for 18-20 age limit.

 

[Loxleyhood]

Sounds to me like you were willing to start a argument/fight out of nothing..
I hate people like you

Yuh huh, right. You sound like you live in a pretty sheltered area.

 

[Aoami]

15 year olds in a bar.... <shivers>

Thank you Lord for 18-20 age limit.

thank you lord for lax bar staff!

 

[Loxleyhood]

Sounds to me like you were willing to start a argument/fight out of nothing..
I hate people like you

Yeah, I'm sorry, but I've just come home from the pub and I've been thinking about this and I find your comment increasingly offencive. Firstly, you know nothing, absaloutely fuck all about me, so how the fuck can you say something as strong as that? Secondly, for your fucking information, I have not been in a fight since year six. Now go fuck off.

 

[Gamah]

Yuh huh, right. You sound like you live in a pretty sheltered area.

Actully he lives near me and this area is not sheltered...so how about you fuck off :kissit:

 

[Ala]

Yeah, I'm sorry, but I've just come home from the pub and I've been thinking about this and I find your comment increasingly offencive. Firstly, you know nothing, absaloutely fuck all about me, so how the fuck can you say something as strong as that? Secondly, for your fucking information, I have not been in a fight since year six. Now go fuck off.

lol pissed peeps can be so cute

 

[Sissyfoo]

Pissed people piss me off! So much chanting, singing (badly) and swearing. I think I might join a Gentleman's club where I can drink brandy, discuss the latest stock prices and beat the black waiters for fun!

 

[Raven]

Yeah, I'm sorry, but I've just come home from the pub and I've been thinking about this and I find your comment increasingly offencive. Firstly, you know nothing, absaloutely fuck all about me, so how the fuck can you say something as strong as that? Secondly, for your fucking information, I have not been in a fight since year six. Now go fuck off.

funny that sounds like what comes out of most chavs mouths.

You dont need to punctuate your sentances with fuck to be heard!

 

[gunner440]

lol rav

 

[Coim]

Sounds to me like you were willing to start a argument/fight out of nothing..
I hate people like you

You sound like a chav.

Fuck off.

 

[Gamah]

He's not so you fuck off xD

 

[Sissyfoo]

All of yas can fuck off!

 

[Peek]

Funny story, Tisme


Strange how almost every thread in these forums can turn into a flame frenzy. About 95% of you people must be seriously lacking in both maturity and intelligence.

I refer you to my guild mates picture:

Btw, I can't see what Loxley did wrong.

 

[Loxleyhood]

Actully he lives near me and this area is not sheltered...so how about you fuck off :kissit:

Oh my, did we have a close encounter with a member of the underclasses or something? Frightful business.

 

[Gamah]

Oh my, did we have a close encounter with a member of the underclasses or something? Frightful business.

Now whos the one making asumptions..your such a hippocrite.

 

[Loxleyhood]

Now whos the one making asumptions..your such a hippocrite.

Okay. Maybe by victorianisms aren't enough to get across my seering sarcasm.

 

[Gamah]