Funny Subtitles on ITV2

[ilaya]

Watching Outbreak.. but the film itself aint subtitled... the ads are tho... so most of the film appears to be an advert for Nivea Visage...

hmmm.. i'd complain if i was them lol.

still aint as good at the Sky News subtitles tho.. during Wimbledon, roger federra was attepmting to break Bjorks record of consecutive wins.

 

[Solo]

I don't think its profitable to make geordie subtitles for every film. Perhaps try watching the mouth movements / body langauge and you might pick up what is going on!

 

[Lollie]

you need to go to bed earlier bro

 

[Overdriven]

you need to go to bed earlier bro

Do you even read threads you reply to? This film was on at like 10pm GMT.. Some of us are old enough not to have a bed time.

 

[Lollie]

and his post was at 2am in the morning mr. stroppy knickers

 

[tris-]

owow 2am, talk about late :|

 

[CorNokZ]

The day starts at 3:17AM CET tbh..

 

[old.Tohtori]

What? I'm just getting a bit tipsy from leftover drinks

 

[CorNokZ]

You see? The Seel isn't heavily drunk yet so the night is still very young!

 

[old.Tohtori]

You see? The Seel isn't heavily drunk yet so the night is still very young!

That, my dear friend(where idd that come from? ) is an excellent indicator of how long the night has gone along.

Seel, slightly wobbly, drunk'ish = Just starting.
Seel, more drunk, slurring, hitting on anything with two legs and/or a pulse = halfway through.
Seel, slurring heavily, licking someone/thing, not knowing what the f*ck or who for that matter = Should head home

 

[Overdriven]

Seel, more drunk, slurring, hitting on anything with two legs and/or a pulse = halfway through.

Fuck

Seel, slurring heavily, licking someone/thing, not knowing what the f*ck or who for that matter = Should head home

Double Fuck


*Runs*

 

[old.Tohtori]

Fuck

Double Fuck

*Runs*

LOL yeah i know, it was meant to bring exactly that reaction from even the baddest of drunk experts around