"Funny stories"

Thegoldenarrow

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one day at school, my music teacher said in class to us, "I dont know if you lot were alive in 1991 but...yadayada...", i am actually 18, at the time 16, so i was born in 1986, so he didnt know what age we were, oh and he had a child of his own who is also my age of 18 so judging by that comment he doesnt know how old is own child is.

What a complete twat.




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Funkybunny

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Thegoldenarrow said:
one day at school, my music teacher said in class to us, "I dont know if you lot were alive in 1991 but...yadayada...", i am actually 18, at the time 16, so i was born in 1986, so he didnt know what age we were, oh and he had a child of his own who is also my age of 18 so judging by that comment he doesnt know how old is own child is.

What a complete twat.



oooooooh keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyy............... NURSE!!! give him another shot, hes still weird!
 

Thegoldenarrow

Fledgling Freddie
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im just bored :p, waitting for servers to go back up etc ;)

Its not that funny anyway
 

Zebolt

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Maybe he saw you as a bunch of leet CS kiddies at the age of 7 :p
 

tRoG

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This one time, I snort-laughed, and bogies came out of my nose.
 

Ezteq

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this one time at band camp........WTF get that saxophone outta there you sick biatch!! someones gotta put that in their mouth! ffs, blimmin eck!
 

Binky the Bomb

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Once saw a guy during paintball shout out "I'm unstoppable." whilst unloading a full auto burst into what he thought was the enemy, that was in fact a ref.

He then got shot with over 100 rounds by the ref, who played in the next match as an opponent. Moral of this story: Always check your target before attacking from cover.
 

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