Funny Poems

Mysteriax

Fledgling Freddie
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Lets all post funny, daoc related, bw/freddyshouse related poems.
This is mine posted on another thread.

WIJ I remember him and his perverted ways,
In the UTCTF leagues he cyber chatted with young boys for days.
Although I am now playing daoc and such,
The memories of that pervert still startle me much.
Late at night I often hear young boys cry,
The next day I always ask them why.
That nasty guy was teasing him some more,
And his butt was still feeling sore.
Now in my happyness I can tell,
That WIJ will probably burn in hell.

Nice poem from a Dutch guy aint it.
 

Daws

Fledgling Freddie
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I found an amusing poem on the wall of a public toilet once, it read:

Some come here to shit and stink,
Some come here to sit and think,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And write dirty poems on the walls.

Ace imo.
 

Rubric

Part of the furniture
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There is a fine Ranger known as Eleasias,
He also has a simarly named Hero,
He does everything he can to make sure he pleases us
& ensures Hibernia’s Realm Points aren’t zero.

If you see this fine man hunting in Emain
Make sure you show him your fine salute.
Always with disregard to his own personal gain
Hes sure to share with you some loot.

This man I cannot love him enough,
He should have the key to the Capitol City,
So make sure you throw him the odd buff,
Especially if you can cast one that gives acuity.

Now some of you may know this is a joke.
As often this mans actions make me sick,
But some fun I do enjoy to poke,
And tell me if you know a bigger ……
 

knighthood

Fledgling Freddie
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poems

I wandered lonely as an Alb
In the frontiers of my land..
Bcoz everyone is in AC
Or being pbaoe hibbie grp deathspams..

There once was a place named Mid
Which was full of overpowered Flids
The Mids they are gays
Only do alarm clock Raids
And next time that Zzang will get his :mad:

Hibbies are a strange bunch
Their numbers they are few
But still seem to pwn fgs in Emain
NERF GODDAMN CHANTERS MYTHIC U TREE HUGGING *******

well thats my little go over, id have thought of something more witty if i wasnt hungover and as retarded as a mid relic raid.
 

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