Funny death spam

[Lexa]

So assuming WAR has a RvR global message every time someone gets killed what would you like your name to be on the report?

As this is just for fun don't be tied to naming conventions, use as many words as you like, although if you can come up with a usable name more kudos for you.

Lets say the message is under the following format

Player X was just killed by <insert your character name>

e.g.

Player X was just killed by An Irradiated Haggis

 

[Night_Stalker]

Player X was just killed by Noone --- Odysseus
Player X was just killed by Himself
Player X was just killed by a Teletubby
Player X was just killed by Flowerpower
Player X was just killed by little scary girl

 

[Deadweight89]

I made a toon on daoc called Customerservice and suicided at ligen on the port stone so when people went to RvR it was:

You target the grave of Customerservice!

 

[adoNix]

I made a toon on daoc called Customerservice and suicided at ligen on the port stone so when people went to RvR it was:

You target the grave of Customerservice!

haha! that's some funny stuff right there

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Player X has been killed by Batman
Player X has been killed by The Postman
Player X has been killed by Chuck Norris (want to bet somone wont try it?)
Player X has been killed by Your Mum
Player X has been killed by Bugz

 

[adoNix]

Player X has been killed by Abroom
Player X has been killed by Lególázz (its gonna happen and you know it)
Player X has been killed by Hisdog
Player X has been killed by SnakesOnAPlane (my personal favourite)

 

[Reno]

i remember a toon in DAOC called hisownstupidity. so you got:

Player X has been killed by hisownstupidity

 

[grizzy]

apparently u get deathspam for bright wizzards and sorceresses who blow themselves up aswell. no idea what it will actually say but feel free to speculate :s

 

[svartalf]

apparently u get deathspam for bright wizzards and sorceresses who blow themselves up aswell. no idea what it will actually say but feel free to speculate :s

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I'll speculate at:
So-And-So has blown her head off with X-Spell.

 

[Bahumat]

Player X was just killed by OpenTransit
Player X was just killed by Lag
Player X was just killed by PressingSuicide
Player X was just killed by Noone, he's still alive
Player X was just killed by Harold Shipman

Bolded my favourite

 

[Bahumat]

Player X was just killed by Groinrot
Player X was just killed by HeartFailure
Player X was just killed by Stair Related Accident

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Player X was just killed by StainedUnderwear
Player X was just killed by AgentSmith
Player X was just killed by aCockShot

 

[Kremlik]

Player X was killed by Blizzard
Player X was killed by Windows
Player X was killed by NumaNuma
Player X was killed by Barney
Player X was killed by FBI
Player X was killed by noone
Player X was killed by Player X
Player X was killed by Implaiment
Player X was killed by Death
Player X was killed by ....
Player X was killed by Anoob

and one final one which would actally happen
Player X was killed by Chaos Chicken

 

[peeley]

Player X was just killed by old-age
Player X was just killed by gremlins
Player X was just killed by kirby
Player X was just killed by ma'lazer
Player X was just killed by mario
Player X was just killed by his-alter-ego
Player X was just killed by fate
Player X was just killed by the-law
Player X was just killed by accident

 

[Deadweight89]

Player X was just killed by Horner!

 

[Dervish]

Player X was just killed by Horner!

lol what was his faithful sidekick "assist" specced cleric called? Scarletina???

Player X was killed by Windowshakeabusers

 

[Mcflury]

this one made me giggle as I came up with it:

Player X was killed by Scientology (you can insert any religion here of course, they're all funny to me )

 

[Faeldawn]

More classic DAoC death spam:

Player X was killed by Apathy!
Player X was killed by Bigwhiteclock!
Player X was killed by Dysentry!
Player X was killed by Terrorism!
Player X was killed by Whinginggimp (aka Censi)

 

[Bahumat]

Player X was killed by Birdflu
Player X was killed by Meatspin
Player X was killed by Cannibals
Player X was killed by Textmessage
Player X was killed by Goabanstick
Player X was killed by Bloatyheadsyndrome
Player X was killed by Jesus

 

[SonicBorg]

so long as its my name at the end, then i'm happy

If there is a global spam like so, wonder what spam they get if we had 100 players go to a lowbie zone and get turned to chickens. then we all go charge some lowbie and peck him, he does some AOE attack and takes us all out (think of all the feathers! those high elves can have feather coats)

 

[Zoldot]

Player X has just been killed by Lightning
Player X has just been killed by Afking

 

[Levin]

Player X was just killed by Toomuchpron.
Player X was just killed by Boredom.
Player X was just killed by Me.

 

[Reza]

Ok this is a bit purile, but seeing as it wasnt a setup deathspam and instead just a funny coincidence, I thought I'd share.

The best I saw on Daoc was in the early pre NF days on Prydwen.

I dont remember the exact spelling of the names but it was something to the effect of:

"Cunninglingus was just killed by Mingingmuff"

Perhaps others will remember what these two toons were called exactly.

 

[IainC]

Deathmaster LordofArmageddon was just killed by <insert name of crap newbie mob here>

 

[Bahumat]

Deathmaster LordofArmageddon was just killed by Ratboy

haha that little furry bastard!

 

[AngelHeal]

Servers just got killed by GOA:<

(aahh its just a joke!!~! lightenz up pweassee!!1!)

MonsieurLeNoobie just got killed by anal sex with chicken.
Player X has just been killed by yourmom

 

[Bahumat]

Servers just got killed by GOA:<

(aahh its just a joke!!~! lightenz up pweassee!!1!)

MonsieurLeNoobie just got killed by anal sex with chicken.
Player X has just been killed by yourmom

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