Funniest thing that has ever happenned to (Irl) while in RVR ???

[Punishment]

So what is the stupidest/dumbest/most embarrassing/wish u could forget thing that has happenned to people on the other side of the screen while in rvr ???

Broken finger while spamming the I WIN button ???
Falling off yor chair ?
Etc etc ... u can't make this stuff up so let the posting begin ...

As for me about 2 years ago i was playing my rr4 Cabby Pygme Uberdot running down hill from Apk emain settling in for some rvr while drinking a cup of hot tea in a net cafe ... when Bam ! a high RR shadowblade Pa's me and i jump and spill tea all over my crotch ... Ouch >< (Ahh the shame) ... pwnt irl

 

[dajnamajt]

most stupid: broke my own nose with a coffee cup when i heard montarloo sing in ts for some years ago.
most dumb: said no to sex blah
most embarrassing: secret!

lotsa stuff ;>

 

[Profion]

I was on a ML9 raid and we started to talk aboute if you could fall down if you ran over the edge. I was 100% sure fuck no way you can fall down lock at me, and i ran over the edge "see you dont fall down" and then i found a bugged area and i fell down. Think i landed in aegir or smt strange shit i missed the ml9 raid thats for sure though. Dont know if it was fun/stupid etc but i got fucking embarressed thats for sure.

 

[whinersmincer]

fall of the char ones, When a stealther popped me
Kinda lost that fight

 

[liloe]

most dumb: said no to sex blah

So usually you said yes to sex during play? Now I understand why you never got people mezzed on your bard =)

Funny one: I was playing Druid in RvR and in the middle of the fight, my cat stepped on the keyboard. She did a spreadheal and for lo, some guy who was like totally close to die was saved =) I was laughing my ass off with the others in TS

 

[Airwalker]

I hitted my self in the balls once, I got zerged, was going to hit my desk, and I sat abit to far away from the desk, hand hitted my balls instead, fell of the chair, felt for puking.

 

[censi]

I stubbed my cigrette out on my nearest target key once. was some wierd mechanical automatic thing.

 

[lpep]

fell asleep at the keyboard a few times ..... woken up dead in hadrians/emain many a time with guildys on vent shouting/laughing at me

 

[illu]

My favourite is walking away from the computer with headphones still on and then almost getting your head yanked off as the cable reaches its limit ^^

Oli - Illu

 

[Kagato]

Was hunting once when the cat decided now would be the perfect time to walk over my keyboard on its way to the window ledge other side my desk..

Just as I got jumped by a couple of noob stealthers I could easily of handled...

So theres me trying to reach under the cat stood on my keyboard trying to style and move as its typing jkgoihiuohjglnlkqrifwwf with its feet.

Eventually I pretty much threw the cat of my desk but to late to recover from the fight. the noobs must of thought it was christmas for them.

Not in rvr but I have fallen asleep a couple of times at the keyboard on long ml raids or horse rides in the early days.

 

[Maeloch]

Prolly starting to run the bath then forgetting and playing for few hours. Cost me several hundred quid in water damage to flat downstairs, could've been much worse.

 

[Adari]

Prolly starting to run the bath then forgetting and playing for few hours. Cost me several hundred quid in water damage to flat downstairs, could've been much worse.

I think we have a winner!

 

[Nate]

talking during a fight to my group and realising i wasn't even on vent ;o or had my mic on

 

[MaCaBr3]

Screaming: WHY THE FUCK CANT I CAST SHIT FDSJKFJDLSKSJQM while I was spamming spells while in chat mode.

So my chatline was filled with &&&&&&&&éééééééé"""""''''''((( etc

Also fell asleep during almost the entire ml8 raid and waking up to ask for credits at the step where u had to talk to the mob first.

Then fell asleep a bit more.

I always play in windowed mode because I have a bb up and pan camera is bound to mouse3. So sometimes while panning and moving mouse, I accidentely click outside the window, making my char stand still doing nothing. I die allot.

 

[Gotmagi]

Happened to me a few times that I've been so focused on the screen that I dont notice ppl standing in my door, so when I look at my door I get quite shocked
This didnt affect me irl but one embarrasing moment is when my grp was fighting AD grp and a dl just finished.. so I got alt tabbed to desktop twice in the same fight, and due to my comp being quite crap it took me a while and lots of lag to get back in the fight, which we had alrdy lost due to me standing there doing fuckall for quite some time

 

[eksdee]

fell asleep quite a few times during long periods of xp'ing/darkspire raids on u.s. classic.

called various friends/members of my family some horrible things (well, i was whining on vent about something or other and they didn't see the headphones).

nothing too special ;/

 

[echome]

Destroyed 2 keyboards, 2monitors, 1mouse, girlfriends keyboard, 4glasses and atleast twice made the guineapigs go into shock... All from loosing 1on1 fights and then going crazy.

I feel stupid afterwards

 

[sxx]

falling asleep mostly

 

[Manisch Depressiv]

Couldn't be arsed to port to a normal zone to repair arties, so ported to Benowyc and summoned a smith. Was tired after RvR, unbuffed and didn't bother with selfbuffs and while reparing the artifacts a SB PA'ed me, so I hit purge and SoI and started to laugh at him while the guard were killing him.

Next day I logged in back again and noticed that my Ceremonial Bracers is gone. I dropped it on the floor while being PA'ed and didn't notice, GoA confirmed that it disintergrated after a while :O.

That was before the patches, so I had to get Snatcher's and run without mezz feedback and the group was abusing me .

 

[Brackus]

My favourite is walking away from the computer with headphones still on and then almost getting your head yanked off as the cable reaches its limit ^^

Oli - Illu

I am now im my third set of headphones because of this very reason, and the socket to headphones is dodgy now;]

 

[elbeek]

I set fire to the sponge on my mic when lighting a cigarette

 

[Dafft]

From a black humour side of things was calling some pug grp various things and my grandmother hearing me, come in & slapped me due to the use of my language.

 

[Elkie]

Just logged of daoc after rvring with ns on usa i was on the phone to an old member Derithas and was cleaning, i was reaching my highest to dust the top of a cupboard but knocked down about 5 china plates on my head cracking my head open, was quiet funny when i came on vent 2 days later having Deri saying the last i heard of Elkie was what sounded like glass breaking and someone going AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hurt thoe:<

 

[pip]

Dropping cup of hot tea on the old fellow, when Jumped by infil

 

[Gibs]

Was in a pug on a usa server once and was telling my irl gf how shit they were and laughing about them.
Forgot voice activation was on vent instead of my usual right mouse click to talk.
Got booted and felt a little embarrassed to say the least.

 

[Listerine]

Putting a drum stick though my door in fury after getting zerged :x and stabbing desk with a stanley knife lol, glad i quite daoc

 

[Coldbeard]

Remember doing some ToA ML or artifact encounter, was late and I was sitting in some boat waiting for something. Fell asleep and when I woke up like 1 and a half hour later nothing had happened and we were still at the same place

 

[adoNix]

The water was gone where i live, had been on the toilet so i turned on the water.. but nothing came ofc, because they were fixing something. Then i heard loads of yelling from my headphones the room next to the bathroom so i ran to the kitchen and oppened a bottle of drinking water to wash my hands with. A couple of arpees later i heard something from the bahtroom... ofc i had forgotten to turn off the water so the whole floor was covered in water

 

[MxN]

My favourite is walking away from the computer with headphones still on and then almost getting your head yanked off as the cable reaches its limit ^^

Oli - Illu

i always do that ;<

 

[Tuthmes]

I stubbed my cigrette out on my nearest target key once. was some wierd mechanical automatic thing.

hahaha made me laugh