Funniest reason to add..... EVER!!

[Danamyr]

LOL. The thing is - women KNOW also when you are not paying them 100% attention. Even when the sound is down, if you are playing a game, checking email, doing anything where your brain isn't totally focused on the conversation - they KNOW.

*checks email
"...and then Sarah did this and her man did that and this...."
"really?"
*starts buffing DAOC toon up
"....and then Jane bought some lovely shoes and we went shopping..."
"uh huh"
*goes out of Bled and walks onto bridge
"....and what should we do tonight, shall we go eat a meal or do you want to watch a film?"
*2 enemy jump out from nowhere and start beating the shit out of you
"wha-what?"
"what should we do tonight?"
*Mezz Poison, targer first attacker hit hit hit, swap weaps
"are you on that bloody computer? ARE YOU PAYING ME ANY ATTENTION?!"
"wha- yes yes I'm here!"
click - phone hangs up.................<in the dog house>

*the 2 infs /laugh, jump on your body a few times and stealth away

/cry

:>

LOL - that is so true mate, happens to me almost every night during the week when I am away from my GF working in London

Have some rep

 

[inqy]

that stuff about the phone conversation with the wife/gf etc, so spot on

notice they only talk about boring crap when you are paying them full attention. :[

He said, she said, they did this blah blah < -- Yawn ;[

 

[Ashala]

ging considered a speedwarp's effect a reasonable reason to add on a fight.... lol on ts you git

 

[Takhasis]

LOL. The thing is - women KNOW also when you are not paying them 100% attention. Even when the sound is down, if you are playing a game, checking email, doing anything where your brain isn't totally focused on the conversation - they KNOW.

*checks email
"...and then Sarah did this and her man did that and this...."
"really?"
*starts buffing DAOC toon up
"....and then Jane bought some lovely shoes and we went shopping..."
"uh huh"
*goes out of Bled and walks onto bridge
"....and what should we do tonight, shall we go eat a meal or do you want to watch a film?"
*2 enemy jump out from nowhere and start beating the shit out of you
"wha-what?"
"what should we do tonight?"
*Mezz Poison, targer first attacker hit hit hit, swap weaps
"are you on that bloody computer? ARE YOU PAYING ME ANY ATTENTION?!"
"wha- yes yes I'm here!"
click - phone hangs up.................<in the dog house>

*the 2 infs /laugh, jump on your body a few times and stealth away

/cry

:>

classic... .and so so true.... :worthy:

 

[charmangle]

And a nice ownage it was...but Ill have to appologize for using such harsh language!

yeah blue ur knowledge of the english language is crap not that half of the text that ulas sent you is actually any better.

But tbh what can you say ulas was owned by a girl.

Hehe yea and a nice ownage it was! Well no matter the reason for my lap in judgment, I was anyolhow way to distracted at that point to notice the fighting. I just saw the red text in the corner of my eye and spammed 1!

And ofc I was drunk as hell! Anyway Im sorry for the harsh language Blue...drunk and feeling generally good, and then someone does /rude at you for adding after you've appologized to the people in the fight already...well you can understand my frustration...so to speak!

/Charmangle

 

[santacruz]

hehehe

when i play with my warlock.


perhaps the stealther community can give a answer.

It's because you play a warlock.

 

[Kelio]

Its teh funniest shit I have EVER seen!

Besides If the guy in question was getting jerked off by a girl while he plays daoc and still have the time to tap that button to kill an alb uhm well :]

Either its a fat lie which im pretty sure off or you got a odd relationship with females

ive been given bjs countless times while playing so i belive him.

 

[illu]

ive been given bjs countless times while playing so i belive him.

How much did they charge? :>

 

[Bluesky]

Hehe yea and a nice ownage it was! Well no matter the reason for my lap in judgment, I was anyolhow way to distracted at that point to notice the fighting. I just saw the red text in the corner of my eye and spammed 1!

And ofc I was drunk as hell! Anyway Im sorry for the harsh language Blue...drunk and feeling generally good, and then someone does /rude at you for adding after you've appologized to the people in the fight already...well you can understand my frustration...so to speak!

/Charmangle

m8, im sure we have all had moments of, erm, how shall we say, "weakness" for various reasons while playing but it wasnt the add or even the way you spoke to me that made me post but your reason in the pm made me laugh

Anyway no harm done but one of the best pm convo's Ive ever had - mebbe a red face and a few laughs but its all good stuff hehe

 

[Sharkith]

ive been given bjs countless times while playing so i belive him.

so you have your own sheep then? ;p

 

[charmangle]

Hehe yea laughed for atleast 10 minutes straight this morning!

m8, im sure we have all had moments of, erm, how shall we say, "weakness" for various reasons while playing but it wasnt the add or even the way you spoke to me that made me post but your reason in the pm made me laugh

Anyway no harm done but one of the best pm convo's Ive ever had - mebbe a red face and a few laughs but its all good stuff hehe

Heheh yea laughed badly for quite a while this morning when I read it!



/Charmangle

 

[Takhasis]

ive been given bjs countless times while playing so i belive him.

Smearing your knob in peanut butter and calling for Lassie doesn't count...

we've all seen Road Trip.... coz its "your dog"

 

[Kelio]

Smearing your knob in peanut butter and calling for Lassie doesn't count...

we've all seen Road Trip.... coz its "your dog"

voff

 

[Forf]

He was probably jerking himself off over the excitment, of running and pbaoeing the ppl fighting, he can't be blamed, the adrenaline rush of the moment he got to press that one button got to him.

To be honest then, even if he did it him self or his gf did it, i really cant imagining even caoe'ing a bridge with 1 hand "in use" and i think id suffer from short term mezz effects when "nuke is chambere and unloaded"... no matter if its his gf or him self

 

[censi]

He probably didnt see thornea because his screen had some gunk splattered over it.



/salute though it must take a dedicated and disciplined mind to keep playing daoc while getting a hand job

 

[brad]

m8, im sure we have all had moments of, erm, how shall we say, "weakness" for various reasons while playing but it wasnt the add or even the way you spoke to me that made me post but your reason in the pm made me laugh

Anyway no harm done but one of the best pm convo's Ive ever had - mebbe a red face and a few laughs but its all good stuff hehe

The beard has Spoken!

 

[Forf]

He probably didnt see thornea because his screen had some gunk splattered over it.



/salute though it must take a dedicated and disciplined mind to keep playing daoc while getting a hand job

Amen to that :worthy: